Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Peter Andrews
Winners will be announced Monday PM
REUTERS/Peter Andrews
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Obama gets to pick his new chief of staff from the Hollywood Squares cast, and it can only be an improvement.
Obama picks Rich Little from the center square on Hollywood Squares as his new chief of staff.
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The New Meadowlands Stadium seeks to increase revenue by putting luxury boxes inside the Jumbotron
This graphical representation shows that only one in seven politicians recognizes the true nature of their chosen profession.
I’ll take the communist behind door No. 8
New Carnival/Boardwalk game: Shoot the Democrat.
Tic Tac Doh!
Art!
I’ll take Alinsky to block, Alex.
Warden threw a party in the county jail
Prison band was there and they began to wail
The joint was jumping and the place began to swing
You should’ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
That’s howwww, we becammmme, the Obama bunnnnnch.
Obama: We always knew he was half white … BUT most Americans are just beginning to learn his other half is really RED!
Everytime he does a “personal” interview we get a little more of the Obama puzzle exposed.
Obama has taken six vacations already and another one is in the planning stage just waiting for the green light.
Obama practices his Patton stances for his next “talk to the troops” photo-op.
1) “Rare footage from the file of ill-conceived game show pilots: ‘Jeopardy for the Hearing-Impaired.”
2) “Rare footage from the file of ill-conceived game show pilots: ‘Jeopardy – The Hearing-Impaired Edition.”
3) “Ladies and gentleman. I’ve just been informed that the Von Trapp family will not be attending tonight’s talent competition. For they have been detained by the Arizona State police as suspected illegal aliens attempting to cross the Swiss Alps without documentation.”
4) “Ladies and gentleman, the Von Trapp family…The family Von Trapp…Okay then, by the rules of the talent competition, tonight’s first place prize — an all expenses paid, free trip to Switzerland for nine — hereby goes to the runner-up!”
5) “Ladies and gentlemen. I’ve just been informed that the Von Trapp family will not be attending tonight’s talent competition. For they have been detained by the Arizona State police as suspected illegal aliens attempting to cross the Swiss Alps without documentation.”
6) “Ladies and gentlemen, the Von Trapp family…The family Von Trapp…Okay then, by the rules of the talent competition, tonight’s first place prize — an all expenses paid, free trip to Switzerland for nine — hereby goes to the runner-up!”