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Caption Contest Winners

The The Farce Is Strong With This One Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Monday, November 29, 2010 · 2 comments

The The Farce Is Strong With This One Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Robert W. Armijo – “Imposter turkeys get presidential pardon — Really White House Salahi gatecrashers in disguise!”

Second: Linda – Wait… Where’s the junk I’m supposed to touch?

Third: ericinva – Obama personally coaches new TSA screener, using a live turkey as a test subject.

HONORABLE MENTION

Steven L. Taylor – “Like my predecessors, I lack the will to stop this silly ritual.”

Mr. Prosser – Let’s see, pardon for this guy or DeLay, hmmm. OK, this guy. Send DeLay Conyer’s copy of Playboy and a carton of smokes; tell him, “good luck.”

Squirrely wrath – “Okay, Turkey, I’m pardoning you, but only if you register as a Democrat.”

charles austin – Which turkey needs the pardon more?

Steve – Christine O’Donnell makes it to the White House after all.

Maggie Mama – Wow, there are more turkeys here than back on the farm

JKB – First the TSA, now this guy…Why can’t my species fly! On the upside, no helicopters like in Cincinnati back in ’78

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

In a unexpected DWTS rematch… President Obama and the Turkey outscore Bristol Palin and Mark Ballis FTW.

DRUDGEBREAKING: President pardons Tom Turkey without DeLay delay. Developing.

Don’t touch my Junk!!!!

Obama: “At God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly.”
Turkey: “Ditto.”

“The Turkey’s name is Muhammad, Of course, I’ll pardon it.”

“Must. resist. urge. to. bow.”

The Monday Contest is already staring at ewe.