Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
* So is it true that Andorian girls are easy?
* Even with Zorn’s antenna, the TV reception didn’t get any better.
* Well what attracted me here was the sign: Welcome to Earth…75% water, 25% shopping malls.
* Dude…. Captain Kirk did WHAT to your sister?
Mother Sheehan gets a lesson in operating the remote control for her new Camp Casey plasma TV from the ever-helpful Circuit City salesman.
Blue state …. Red state, enough said.
Snakes on a pate.
The Crips and Bloods rivalry just ain’t what it used to be.
French peacekeepers arrive in Lebanon. Armed with the latest in television remotes.
“Yeah, that beauty there is the XR-119Z, the Cadillac of disintegration rayguns. Zap! Look at that limited recoil. This baby is definitely for your rebellion; especially considering the Alpha Centarians bought seven mega-containers last month and I hear they’re violating your Neutral Zone again. Just sayin’…I mean, that’s a real nice lookin’ kid you got there, Zortog. So, we got a deal?”
“You know, I just never coulod get into Star Trek. Those ridiculous pointy ears, you know.”
“I understand completely. So, where’d you score that great leather outfit?”
At the Intergalactic Drag Queen Convention, an attendee checks out the Carol Channing booth.
Being painfully shy, Herbie directs his remote controlled robot to the bar to pick up some chicks.
As the surprisingly abysmal turn out to his Power Point presentation showed, almost everyone but the hard core advocates had had their fill of the illegal alien issue.
“You can find our leaders here.“
At the Las Vegas Hilton you can marry an alien. Quick and easy. Party afterward at Quark’s. Tired of your alien? Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!
Since we’re not of the same species, we’re not REALLY of the same sex either… so we think they’ll give us the license.
“Red shirt for lunch?”
Google, tired of just helping China repress free speech, has announced that they will provide classified targeting information to invading aliens.
Hurry ladies. The last two men on earth will be going fast and you don’t want to be stuck with the loser (which ever one that is).
Tonight on “straight eye for the loser guy” we will be helping Rod figure out why he isn’t getting a second date. Is it the baby carriage he is pushing while he explains that he’s Mr. Mom while his wife is on a business trip? Maybe it’s the S&M fetish wear? Or maybe you can spot some reason women wouldn’t consider themselves lucky to get a second date with him.
Its all relative baby, I may be a geek, but next to him I’m looking pretty good.
One of the rarest complications of Viagra is a tendency to turn blue and have two erections that last more than four hours.
I’m sorry sir but this is google earth. I think marketing was talking about expanding to other planets next year, but the engineers haven’t put together the demo system yet.
Next time you see a poll featuring “adult respondents”, remember this picture.
So enough about google earth, let me show you are teleconferencing feature. What’s your bosses number?
I recognize the guy on the left is the one who always gets killed when the beam down before the first commercial, but which episode was the guy on the left from?
How not to get laid. I don’t care how many hot green women Kirk hooked up with, blue has no clue.
I don’t think the new ‘Blue men fused with early 60 mop heads’ is going to take off in Vegas, but then I don’t see the appeal for Wayne Newton.
Nerd on the right: “Dude, I haven’t had a girl either, but not ALL of me turns blue!”
What did you think gaydar referred to?
Just try the air thing already. I’m sick of your blueface shit.
“One Out Of Every Two Americans Our Against Racial Profiling.”
Blue Boy now realizes why Plasic Surgeon, Dr-Makes-Them-All-Look-Like-Bush got his name.
Can I use my free spin to get a T for the previous post?
Why geeks can’t get laid.
Blue makeup = blue balls.
Bluuuuue mooooooon.
You saw me standing
Alonnnnnnne.
Blue guy: “So this hot chick and I get to the hotel and I ask for a suite and the dude behind the desks goes like ‘Do you want the bridal?’ and I’m like, ‘No thanks, she can just hang on to my antennas.’ Heh. Get it. Heh heh.”
Red shirt: “Uhhhh, yeah, well…I…uh…gotta be going. I have a…thing…I have to be at. It was…uh…nice meeting you. Later dude.”
Blues Clue…less.
Glorn was unimpressed by Ted’s CGI demo of Seven of Nine in zero G.
1) What a majority of DailyKos-Con convention-goers looked like in Las Vegas.
2) You should of seen what was in the baby stroller that the photographer cut out!!
3) Fautxography in action again! It was a Klingon originally, but the KILaA got to the photographer (Klingon International Legion against Andorians)
4) Can you stop pushing that button please, it gives my earworbs that special tingling feeling.
Wearing a disguise, one of the Blue Man Group walks through the convention center between shows.
August 22, 2006; AP Newswire: Harrisburg, PA native celebrates his twenty-seventh birthday by reviewing news footage of the 1979 Three Mile Island nuclear accident.
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Gone Awry
The fact that the Earthlings didn’t realize he was walking about with his genitalia exposed made the whole event even HOTTER for Glorbsnatch.
“Ya know, if we got together we’d make purple!”
“I told you that I don’t know any DI EAR EEE. Check with Cindy Sheehan down the road. She knows weird stuff.”
Fred, thinking that he was dealing with another Star Trek geek, took no action as Ernie choked to death on a hot dog.
Gee, Smurf, Captain Kirk says he’s going to come over and lick that blue icing off your face!
and
Spock says he’s tagging along right behind him. Blue is his favourite colour.