Outside the Beltway

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1. DaveD says:
   Monday, 19 February 2007 at 07:25

   The 2008 federal budget is sent to the White House for the President’s signature
2. Mark says:
   Monday, 19 February 2007 at 08:44

   The power of Porky compels you!
3. MikeM says:
   Monday, 19 February 2007 at 09:00

   John Murtha is the center of attention at Chinatown festivities.
4. FormerHostage says:
   Monday, 19 February 2007 at 10:04

   Former Vice-President Al Gore (far left) attends a Global Warming conference in San Francisco’s Chinatown.
5. FormerHostage says:
   Monday, 19 February 2007 at 10:07

   DaveD…I HATE you!!!
6. FormerHostage says:
   Monday, 19 February 2007 at 10:09

   Brittany Spears suffers a wardrobe malfunction at the opening of her “Hey! Look at me! Look at me!” tour.
7. Rachel Edith says:
   Monday, 19 February 2007 at 10:27

   Not really dead and seen partying together, Lenin, Anna Nicole and Elvis bring in the Chinese New Year.
8. elliot says:
   Monday, 19 February 2007 at 10:37

   The new Spokesperson for TrimSpa is unveiled at a downtown celebration in LA.
9. Terrence says:
   Monday, 19 February 2007 at 11:21

   “Welcome to Chang’s Chinese Restaurant. Yin and Yang here will take you to your table.”
10. McGehee says:
    Monday, 19 February 2007 at 11:38

    “But Sen. Clinton, your husband was happy to accept campaign contributions from us!”
11. FreakyBoy says:
    Monday, 19 February 2007 at 11:54

    The ornate processional offering of “Pig Knuckles and Blood Soup with Old Long Beard”, is a Chinese tradition during Year of The Pig celebrations.
12. Dazd says:
    Monday, 19 February 2007 at 13:10

    Can you guess which of the three is Rosie O’Donnell?
13. yetanotherjohn says:
    Monday, 19 February 2007 at 14:03

    Obama Hillary and Edwards go after votes in Chinatown.
14. McGehee says:
    Monday, 19 February 2007 at 16:18

    Pig: “Hey guys? I’m having a wardrobe malfunction over here.”
15. charles austin says:
    Monday, 19 February 2007 at 17:13

    Shaved head, exposed nipple, poor judgment in companions, hey, it’s Britney!
16. physics geek says:
    Monday, 19 February 2007 at 17:46

    Me pork you long time.
17. Bryan says:
    Monday, 19 February 2007 at 18:13

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18. charles austin says:
    Monday, 19 February 2007 at 18:31

    Al (Swear Engine) lost the bet with Wu, but Dan and Johnny could hear him muttering through the mask the entire length of the parade “Heng dai this, c*&%&#$@%r!”
19. Rodney Dill says:
    Monday, 19 February 2007 at 18:34

    Al Bore has man-pig boobs.
20. charles austin says:
    Monday, 19 February 2007 at 19:28

    The 2007 Chinese New Year Parade in London, or as I like to call it, the Soho Soueeeeee!
21. elliot says:
    Monday, 19 February 2007 at 21:58

    Pudgy, now 50 and last of the Three Little Pigs, is guarded by undercover police after testifying against the Big Bad Wolf.
22. Veeshir says:
    Tuesday, 20 February 2007 at 14:33

    Muqtada al Sadr, on vacation from Iraq, was enjoying the parade but he couldn’t help thinking that something smelled wrong.
23. Hodink says:
    Tuesday, 20 February 2007 at 15:30

    Many thought Prince Harry stood out in Iraq.
24. FormerHostage says:
    Tuesday, 20 February 2007 at 16:14

    “Mookie” Sadr’s wet dream.
25. charles austin says:
    Tuesday, 20 February 2007 at 19:09

    Big man, pig man, ha ha parade you are.
26. Terrence says:
    Tuesday, 20 February 2007 at 21:03

    The “Pork – It’s what for dinner” campaign exceeded all expectations in the Chinese market.
27. Lionel says:
    Wednesday, 21 February 2007 at 01:10

    Another “alleged father” comes forward in the Anna Nicole Smith case.
28. Ingress says:
    Wednesday, 21 February 2007 at 21:00

    The beard growing contest was won by Miss Piggy! (Everyone has been reticent to ask why she won.)
29. Gollum says:
    Thursday, 22 February 2007 at 17:14

    English say, “Never buy pig in a poke.” But Confucius say, “Never buy poke in a pig.”