Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Obama: “Nice to meet you. healthcarereform/capn’trade. We’ve turned the corner healthcarereform/capn’trade. Hey, turn that jobless frown upside down healthcarereform/capn’trade. You are up to 33.2 hrs per week?…it’s working healthcarereform/cap n’trade.”
Obama thought bubble: Wow, these state dinners have gone downhill. Oh well, they must be on the guest list!
Say, can I get some ‘samples’ (wink, wink) for my dog Bo?
Politicians Rule #33 – Where not to meet and greet the public: Hello. Nice to meet you. Okay, you can use the restroom now.
Above, Barack Obama unveils his new DMV-adopted strategy of presidential politics.
“Okay, hmmm…. You look like ‘Lunch Box Construction Czar’ material. You got it!
Next…”
“I understand there was to be punch and pie.”
“Damn, why does second shift always have to do the handshake shuffle with each year’s Nobel Peace Prize winner?”
“Hey, I don’t think that guy in the gray shirt has an invitation.”
President Obama: “Good news, chocolate rations have been increased to 20 grams!”
Social Secretary Desiree Rogers lets President Obama know in clear and unmistakable terms that she was not amused by the criticism she received over the gate crashers at the state dinner the week before.
… and we’re living here in Allentown.
“Shall we dance?”
“Message: I care.”
“Next… Turn your head and cough…”
“Do I look like Mrs. Obama?”
How did we all get the “short straw”??!
Sharona, I’m gonna need more wipes!!!
I ain’t unlocking my arms!!!
Ok, you pass! You can go to my right. Don’t follow the last guy, that niggly conservative is headed for the chambers.
President Obama questions the usual suspects.
Which of these things is not like the others?
Parents’ night at Sidwell Friends wasn’t quite what President Obama was expecting.
President Obama: “Was your job created or saved?”
To the second guy in line: Hey, way to dress up to meet the President.
“There may be some truth in claims by the right that most Obama supporters are automatons.”
Desiree Rogers’ incompetence left the White House without the proper staff for special events, forcing the President to man the door himself.
How many libwuhls does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it and five to congratulate him.
A fire chief dies, and arriving at the pearly gates finds a line. Not wanting to stand in line, he tells the angels he’s a fire chief (and shouldn’t have to wait). The angels inform him that he’ll have to, just like everyone else. Back in line, he sees a car race up to the gates, lights flashing and siren wailing. A man gets out, wearing a white helmet emblazoned: Chief. The angels immediately stand at attention, and throw the gates open. Angry, the waiting chief shouts: Why’d ya let that chief through and not me? To which the angels reply: You got it wrong Sir. That’s God, he just thinks he’s a Fire Chief.”
Every Tuesday like clockwork, was quota day for the Death Panel.
Well we’re living here in Allentown
And they’re closing all the factories down
Out in Bethlehem they’re killing time
Filling out forms
Standing in line
Our fathers fought the Second World War
Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore
Met our mothers in the USO
We’re living here in Allentown
And Chuckles the Clown comes around
It’s getting very hard to stay
Waiting here in Allentown
Sorry bout that, next time I’ll remember to bring the Vaseline.
President Obama welcomes his cadre of Climate Czars to the Copenhagen conference; in order, Sunny, Snowy, Rainy, Windy, and Hurricane (also known as Big Blow Job).
“I’m sorry Tiger was with your wife. Next.”
“Thanks, the check is in the mail; thanks, The check is in the mail; thanks,….” Obama thought bubble, “I hope they believe this one just like the rest of my promises.”