Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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(AP Photo/Robert F. Bukaty)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

Comments

42 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    Straight hair is out; curling your hair is in.

    Some people let the Winter Olympics go to their heads.

    Updated tin foil hats are all the rage.

  2. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    Giving new meaning to the term “stoned”.

  3. MikeM Avatar
    MikeM

    Once a stoner always a stoner.

  4. MikeM Avatar
    MikeM

    Hoping to pick up Rainy Day Women #12 and 35.

  5. FormerHostage Avatar
    FormerHostage

    Well, I guess it’s better than being called $#i+ for brains!

  6. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    They were stoned out of their gourds.

  7. yetanotherjohn Avatar
    yetanotherjohn

    I had always wondered why they called it curling.

    In an accident prone Winter Olympics, tragedy struck the curling competition.

    Toyota engineers behind the run away acceleration are revealed.

    It is one thing to find curling even mildly interesting, it is quite another to become a fanatic.

    In the inevitable clash with Wisconsin cheese heads, the trouble of making their headware out of stone paid off.

    Talk about your babe magnets.

    Scientist received new insights into Japan’s falling birth rates today.

    Ever wondered why you don’t hear about Japanese fashion?

    In another blow to Obama’s healthcare chances, people shrugged when Yoshi and Itzi threatened to not remove the curling weights from their head until Obamcare had passed.

    Ever felt weighed down in life?

    Just like electing Obama, it sounded like a good idea until you had to live with it.

    The only real difficulty is with the hat check girls.

    I wonder what TSA would do if these guys showed up at the airport. I mean its not like the manual would cover this.

  8. rodney dill Avatar

    The only real difficulty is with the hat check girls.

    Hat Check Girl: “Can I get your rocks off?”

  9. Brian Knapp Avatar

    Pictured above: Larry, Moe, and curling.

  10. William d'Inger Avatar
    William d’Inger

    The ruse worked as intended. The distracted TSA agents failed to notice the toothpaste tubes in their carry-on luggage.

  11. William d'Inger Avatar
    William d’Inger

    It improves reception from the Mother Ship orbiting the moon, but it compromises the clandestine nature of the reconnaissance mission.

  12. William d'Inger Avatar
    William d’Inger

    We were allowed to bring the irons, but airport security confiscated our brooms.

  13. William d'Inger Avatar
    William d’Inger

    “Well, no, not that, but security did make us take off our shoes.”

  14. William d'Inger Avatar
    William d’Inger

    I told him not to buy tickets in the front row, but would he listen to me? Noooooooo, not him.

  15. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    Proof that what happens in Vancouver, doesn’t stay in Vancouver.

    They asked the wrong bartender for “sake on the rocks”.

    Two party goers foolishly told Debbie McCormick she rocks their world.

  16. William d'Inger Avatar
    William d’Inger

    We visited Vancouver, and all we got were these lousy irons.

  17. Triumph Avatar
    Triumph

    We are complete idiots!

  18. This Guy Avatar
    This Guy

    When they got to their seats they knocked two other observers to the upper deck.

  19. floyd Avatar
    floyd

    After a night of celebrating victory in the curling contest, nothing beats an ICE COLD stone to relieve the hang over.

  20. Wyatt Earp Avatar

    You do not want to know where they put the brooms!

  21. Don Singleton Avatar
    Don Singleton

    Do you have an aspirin? I feel like I have a heavy weight pressing on my head.

  22. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    The Olympic song and dance by Akio Toyoda and Yoshimi Inaba at the hearings did not impress U.S. lawmakers.

  23. John425 Avatar
    John425

    Japanese craze about the sport game of “curwing” takes over.

  24. D. Dean Avatar

    The bobsleds were way to cumbersome.

  25. charles austin Avatar

    Sing along with the Dippity Doo Waps: “Curlers in your hair? Shame on you!”

  26. physics geek Avatar

    “Do you think that we’re being too literal here?”

    “They told us to curl our hair and that’s exactly what we’re doing!”
    ===============================================
    Blockhead? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what… okay, it means exactly what you think it means.

  27. mannning Avatar
    mannning

    As they are picked up and thrown down the ice, all they were concerned with was will they be ten.

  28. elliot Avatar
    elliot

    Godzilla we are ready for you!!!!!

  29. chsw Avatar
    chsw

    Loose Bruce and Wide Clyde placed a man’s big stones on their heads.

  30. charles austin Avatar

    I’d heard the Karate Kid remake was going to be based in Moosejaw, Saskatchewan, but I didn’t believe it.

  31. Chadzilla Avatar
    Chadzilla

    Fetishcon 2010, HERE WE COME!!!

  32. Sandra_in_Severn Avatar
    Sandra_in_Severn

    “Hey, Honey! Bud and I got “stoned” tonight.”

  33. rodney dill Avatar


    “Here come ol’ frattop, he come groovin’ up srowry”

  34. Cheney W. Halliburton Avatar

    “Well, I would not feel so all alone.”

  35. charles austin Avatar

    Well, I’d check to make sure the Japanese team’s curling stones weren’t corked, if you know what I mean.

  36. charles austin Avatar

    Jenny learned the hard way that a double takeout on a blind date was not a good thing.

  37. charles austin Avatar

    The only thing sillier than these hats is that curling is a freakin’ Olympic Sport.

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    Hodink

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