Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
OBAMACARE…nuthin’ fishy about it.
“Just sittin’ on a rock of the bay
Watchin’ my fillets go away..oh..”
..so I says to the Ichthyologist, “wrecked me?, damn near killed me!”
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: To my fellow Bonefish, just say no to Viagra…
I think Tatiana over-did the Bulemia thing a little too much…..
There’s something not quite right with Kate Moss this morning.
Kristie Alley finally gets down to her goal weight.
She never did see the ‘SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK’ sign’
She has a body that many women would die for, but Alessandra Ambrosio wishes she had a little more booty.
Has anybody noticed that Paris Hilton is among the missing?
There’s a great new diet drug on the market but unfortunately it comes with unexpected side effects.
We always thought Lindsey Lohan was starving for affection but this is ridiculous.
Michelle Obama just loves displaying her bare arms.
Mary Kate Olsen makes the cover of the SI Swimsuit issue.
Chernobyl beach
Serving at the pleasure of the President, a nameless czar works to insure the death panels only kill a limited number of grandmothers each month.
MSNBC covered Anna Nicole’s funeral with this blaring headline: “Culture vultures waste little time picking at former model’s bones”.
The Japan Times online reports: “Benoit fears for job as Broncos pick over bones of failed season.”
Telegraph.co.uk declares: “Buyers pick over Allders’ bones.”
Guardia.co.uk opines: “Vultures circle to pick over the bones of Valencia’s rotting carcass.”
LA Times Letter to the Editor: “They Have Bones to Pick Over Their Own Pet Peeves.”
{n.b. All actual headlines}
The Woods marriage isn’t looking too good after being picked to shreds by the MSM, aka the new tabloid reporters.
First leaked photo of Tim Burton’s remake of “The Little Mermaid.”
What do you mean “Don’t drink the water?”
I would say she’s all skin and bones, but …
NYT: Mermaids face extinction due to global warming
To much sun can be bad for you
You have to admit, she is very articulated
These amature Danish films show everything
Steele denied ever even being in Denmark
PETA is going to be so mad
What do you mean the police have no clue as to her identity? What about the flipper?
With the discovery of the bone Jaques Ceaustoe was taken into custody.
“I’ve been ready for my closeup for quite a while now, Mr. DeMille.”
Li’l Mermaid: “I’ve been taxed to the bone!”
“Want fries with that?”
“Poor? Tired? Longing to be free? Yo buddy, you gotta be alive!“
Playlich cover shot?
Nancy’s nudest pic?
Lichqueen on the rocks?
What do you mean I’m transparent?
Look what Obamacare did to me.
I cut iron out of my diet.
The missing link.
Jillian Michelle Ann has been chosen USA National Health Service Queen of 2018.
America’s Next Top Model: Amazon River Edition.
We discovered mermaids are real but the Bush administration killed them all