Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
A little more Glitz and a little less Holidays this time around
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Winners will be announced Thursday P.M.
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Abu Garb
The ‘no touch 10000’ takes the chastity belt to the next level, surrounding the wearer with a gigawatt force field.
The new “Smoker Identification Bracelet” as modeled by a victim of second hand smoke.
Electric Light Jalaba
Radioactivity, dance, and a catheter prove that the combination provide comic gold.
Woman uses elaborate lighting system to disguise her rather severe case of “front-butt”.
Elfriede Jelinek, the 2004 winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature, takes the stage to receive her prize.
Son, that’s not the kind of Christmas tree I had in mind…but in a pinch…
Electric Colostomy
Why they hate us.
At three miles beneath the ocean’s surface, marine biologists aboard the bathysphere Disco Volante discovered a new breed of phosphorescent marine life. After studying this artist’s rendering, National Geographic experts determined that the discoverers had been to sea just a tad too long.
Bjork makes her entrance to the Grammy’s.
One of these days I’m gonna get this @^%&%$@# Christmas lights thing figured out.
Why Yoko Ono sleeps alone……..
Hooked on public adulation, Teresa buys Colman’s Mustards and reinvents herself.
The All England Lawn Tenis Club had to draw a line somewhere and banned Ms.Ichifani’s outfit.
After “Catwoman” Halle Berry would try just about anything to relaunch her career, but “Neon Chick” !!??
Margaret Cho’s long-lost vibrator love child.
Naiomi came to the sudden and shocking realization that the crossbred electric eel/Boa Constrictor hybred was a bright idea.. abeit one that hadn’t been totally thought out.
“The Intestines Monologue” quickly evacuated theatres during its short run……
LaToya just had to upstage Janet with a more sensational “wardrobe malfunction” this time around.
Maureen Dowd demonstrates one of the presents she has bought for past boyfriends.
Having somehow missed the cut, Yasser Arafat’s 73rd virgin was left glowing in limbo for eternity……lucky thing……..
Cher reckoned her plastic surgeon was padding more than the bill with the addition of the jelly fish heart and the brine pump.
the new urine reclamation device!
ok, so i just watched the dune miniseries
Sure, laugh, but these babies can burn through battleship plate.
After shedding 100 pounds, former presidential candidate Al Gore shows off his new “performance art” act. Here he is shown in “The creation of the Internet” at his new Al Gore theater in Branson, MO.
While delighted by the outcome of her slimming program, Monica was neither thrilled by the gig her agent booked her at The Clinton Library nor at the uniform sponsored by SuctionHoses’r’Us.
The latest avant-garde manifestation of “Marianne”, the symbol of the French Republic, uses semaphore in neon to spell out the age-old greeting : “Welcome Germans – We Surrender”.
Madonna’s lil girl grows up.
Trying to mend relationships with the “American Redneck” who asserted their political power in November, French Foreign Minister Michel Barnier (who is a man) does an interpretive dance of a fishing pole’s “bird’s nest”.
Dorothy Hamill reveals side effects from Vioxx while skating at Rockefeller Plaza Skating Rink.
A mistake in scheduling was to blame for the performer’s death: instead of participating in Cirque du Soleil’s “Ka,” she accidentally showed up to their water spectacle “O.” Power has not been restored to the casino yet…
“I was born on April 26, 1986 in Chernobyl. I am now 18. The good news is that I have never had to spend a penny on clothes.”
“Do you like pudding?” was all Pile On could think to say.
“Ok, honey, this is your idea of a holiday lawn decoration? Really? Wait, let me pop a Xanax and then let’s talk.”
After Microsoft bought out Sports Illustrated, the Swimsuit Issue was the first thing to go to $#!%.
Justin Timberlake has learned his lesson. He won’t try to rip off the blue square for fear of a true “equipment malfunction.”
Behold! The Flux Capacitor!
Inside Michael Jackson’s hyberbolic chamber.