Caption Contest
Rodney Dill
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Thursday, April 28, 2005
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31 comments
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Since One Hand Clapping beat me to the Bush/Saudi picture I’m on to something else. It’s this or back to animal pictures.
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
Take it and drink when you’re back home ! The still is outback by the Chief Of Police Garage !
Take it back and it when you’re back home ! The still is out back by the Chief Of Police’s Garage !
I saw Laura Bush and she is no friend to Hillary ! We’ll all drink to that !
I was an Caption Winner to Shabooty ! That’s Great , Sonny ! You can drink that Cologne slowly for the sake of your liver !
Not a caption, but I swear to GOD he’s looking at that bottle like my dog looks at the steak I’m eating.
“Sure, you can have a drink, but I’M driving!”
Kennedy thought bubble: “Damn. I asked for the BIG bottle.”
Here,you can use my hand sanitzer!
Congratulations, your face looks slightly less disfigured than mine does now.
“I can usually stretch this much Clearasil to last two or three weeks.”
Teddy – “Nuff niceties already. Gimme that.”
Carolyn – “Hush.”
uuuummmmm Scotch
During Yuschenko’s visit to the U.S. Senate, Yushchenko delivered a bottle of Vodka to Senator Ted Kennedy to bribe the Senator from using the word “quagmire” to discuss the Orange Revolution.
Ted, thinking: “Maybe I should try some of that Dioxin to clear up *my* face.”
Never mind the apparatchnik, baby; he’s been busy helping out the Russian trade deficit one glass at a time, if you know what I mean. You busy, tonight? Don’t worry, I dig jazz.
Congradulations! In addition to your award, you also win this life size replica of a prehistoric Dinosaur!!!!
Ted Kennedy would have been more pleased about being first runner up in the Miss America pageant, but he had his heart set on the bottle of vodka that was awarded to the winner.
The word “torture” crosses Kennedy’s mind 38 times while he is forced to look at the bottle without being allowed to hold it.
Ted Kennedy’s face conveys his disappontment at placing second in the annual “D.C. Spring Break Chili Cook-off”.
Adding insult to injury was the fact that first prize was a bottle of “Head-Be-Small” cranium shrinking formula.
…a strange sensation filled Kennedy, one that he hadn’t felt in years. Sobriety. Thank god that dude bought alcohol, he thought…
Ted was not amused when he figured out that he was at the annual Mary-Jo Kopeckne Awards ceremonyy… he thought it another Hollywood bash.
Thought bubble over girl: “Good lord, this is the ugliest blind date I’ve ever been out with.”
Thought bubble over Kennedy: “Damn it man, let go of her hand and gimme the bottle. Hell, you can have her if you give me the bottle!”
Thought bubble over other dude:”I hate these parties. Nothing but drunks and chicks that give gay hand shakes.”
Ted – “You go ahead and shake hands, Caroline. I’m not touching him. I’ve already got big bloated drunk face.”
Is this the Toilet Water bottled and distilled , that , Arnie , did by putting an Gal’s face , in the John , hah ?!
Is this the Toilet Water being bottled and distilled by Arnie ? Whereby , he put an Woman’s face down in the John ?!
Liquified Viagara kicks my crotch inside out and I go sidesaddle in muh car !!
TK: That’s enough of nice-nice…where’s the frickin’ glasses? She’s shaking your hand, but I’m just shaking!
As the verile presenter spies for cleavage, the sterile Senator eyes the vintage.
Teddy to Viktor
“Ok, buddy, how’d you end up with my tie that goes with my pocket handkerchief?”
Caroline to Viktor
“Ok, buddy, how’d I end up with your pocket handerchief and how did you get Teddy’s booze?”
“The rock, paper, scissors thing was going fine until Viktor proclaimed his victory after smashing Teddy with a bottle.”
Teddy says: I’d like to see the cigar that comes with that lighter.