Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
“Have trailer will travel: Rednecks have found the solution to NOLA’s levee problems.”
The US Army Corps of Engineers has announced that FEMA trailers will no longer sit idle; unfortunately, they will create increased traffic on the Mighty Mississippi.
Riverboat gambling returns to New Orleans. When tourists complained that it wasn’t like old times Mayor Nagin shot back, “listen, you make it through one of these trips alive, you’ve beaten the odds.”
The 2006 Air Stream
‘Rollin…Rollin down the river….’
“Usually The Trailer Goes Under The Boat.”
Scamp Tramp Steamer.
Red State voters stream to the polls.
Bill Clinton’s Love Shack is open for business!
Learning from past mistakes and in anticipation of new hurricanes, FEMA tests its new “rapid deployment” method for temporary housing.
Europe, Post-Islamisation Year 2025
(Sorry, I forgot one sentence…)
Europe, Post-Islamisation 2025. Migrating to America.
For sale by owner: Waterfront Duplex in the historic French Quarter. Willing to negotiate.
John Kerry. 1968. Cambodia. Swift-boat patrol……
RV2: The Meltdown.
Redneck house boat
#1) Dude White Trash Wednesday’s not for two more days!
#2) The XLT model has a 3! horsepower motor and an inside tub. (Homer Simpson voice) Hmmmm, inside tub.
#3) Rodney Dill, that’s just wrong displaying my vacation home, don’t political hacks have protection from right-wing zealots like you. — Atrios
Reject from the Howard Kaloogian’s Peaceful Baghdad photo exhibition.
The most popular ride at the Bill Clinton Presidential massage parlor is the “floatin trailor of interns”
Cannon Ball run 36 in theatre’s now!
LOOKING FOR LOVE Rugged, independent adventurer seeks beautiful SWF, 21-28, to share romantic two-story riverfront home. Must include photo.
Although Teresa has drastically reduced his monthly allowance, Kerry insisted on reenacting his trip to Cambodia as best he could.
Next on “Where are They Now?”, Britney Spears after KFed spent all her money.
Today, President Ahmadinejad announced yet another new advanced Iranian naval weapon. Reportedly the ultra-fast and highly maneuverable attack ship evades radar and sonar detection using patent “airstream” stealth technology. Ahmadinejad claimed it cruises at speeds in excess of 3,850 knots and carries an arsenal of shrink-rayguns that will “Render the Navy of the Great Satan to mere pieces found in a Battleship Game.”
Cutbacks hit the Mexican Border Riverine Defense Force despite their new recruiting slogan: “A Navy of Juan.”
Democrats Launch Election Platform
Divers return again, with further evidence supporting Ted Kennedy’s dismal driving record.
Iran’s newest secret weapon: the nuclear missile submarine (complete with screen door).
1) Ad in Classifieds: Beatiful 2 story house boat. Call within one week, and get a free banjo, and sheet music to “Dueling Banjos.”
2) “Excuse me…Have you seen Wilson?”
“Being called the Skank of the Piankatank is better than Clinton’s Head Intern “
As John Kerry begins his quest for the 2008 democratic presidential nomination, he points out to reporters the bathtub full of ketchup Teresa thoughtfully provided for him.
At EuroDisney, the French have invented a new pastime: Redneck River Ride. Here is a glimpse of the section called The Mighty Misissip’.
You get to relive the horror of Katrina, complete with bloviating Democrats and phony dead bodies, rapes, gang wars and it all ends with a school bus ride–but just around the parking lot.
Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton New Orleans chapeter out trowling for votes.
Ex-President Bill Clinton decides to take his presidential library on the road. The two decker floating love machine comes equipped with brand spankin’ new Astro turf on the upside of the double wide.
Enterprising Louisiana Governor Blanco conducted Katrina Knock Abouts for $20 a live one.
Captain Rhonda Lee Peabody sits proudly at the helm on the maiden voyage of the “Minnie Pearl”. Christening ceremonies included a mason jar of moonshine being smashed against the bow.
Jimbo imagines himself holding Kate Winslet as she arches out over the bow of his, um, ship.
Slowboat Veterans for Kerry ’08 set out this week in order to reach the Democratic Convention on time.
Oh it’s not far down from paradise,
At least it’s not for me.
If the tide is right you can float away
And find tranquility.
Oh, the flatboat can do miracles, just you wait and see.
Believe me.
It’s not far to never never land,
No reason to pretend.
And if the current’s right you can find the joy
Of innocence again.
The flatboat can do miracles,
Just you wait and see.
Believe me.
Floating, takes me away
To where I’ve always heard it could be.
Just a dream and the tide to carry me
And soon I will be free.
Fantasy,
It gets the best of me,
When I’m floating
All caught up in the reverie.
The trolling motor’s a symphony.
Won’t you believe me?
It’s not far back to sanity,
At least it’s not for me.
And when the current’s right you can float away
And find serenity.
The flatboat can do miracles,
Just you wait and see.
Believe me.
Floating, takes me away
To where I’ve always heard it could be.
Just a dream and the tide to carry me
And soon I will be free.
Up sh*t creek with a trolling motor.
In Chocolat II: The Chocolat City, Vianne and Anouk meet up again with Roux in the bayou of St. Bernard’s Parish where the Comte Raynagin seeks to discourage “their kind” from setting up shop or establishing roots.
“… on I sweep with trolling motor, my only goal will be the Western shore… ahhhhhhh … ahhhhhhh…”
A shallow daft with a shallow draft.
The first line of Jimbo’s novel suddenly came to him: “Call me Ishmael.”
Oh crap, I’ve got another leak on the starboard bow. So I guess that means I’ll have to review it all in front of the grand jury with another special prosecutor, again.
“You’ll remember this as the day you almost captured Captain Jack Sparrow, on film.”
Lamenting his empty beer cooler, Jimbo thought to himself: “Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink.”
The Royal Navy isn’t the only thing held together by rum, sodomy and the lash.
… a three hour tour.
Pirates of the Caribbean II: The Curse of the Black Pearls Before Swine
“Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?”
“Has that thing got a hemi?”
If I had a boat, I’d go out on the ocean.
And if I had a Gulfstream, I’d place it on my boat.
And we would all together go out on the ocean,
Me inside my Gulfstream on my boat.
The U.S.S. PopoZao
Bush’s fault!
When Worlds Collide (the remake).
If “four-poster” describes your houseboat and not your bed, you might be a redneck.
John D. MacDonalds’ Travis Magee: The Mini Series: The Brown Floater!
Flood Preparation, an online guide, By Nagin and Blanco.
Noah, the Early Years.
Kelly Pickler returns home from American Idol.
The “Tidybowl Mantm” in retirement.
“Damn the mosquitos, full speed ahead!”
Master and Commander of his domain.