Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Tuesday, June 20, 2006 · 3 comments

The Razor’s Edge Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Sergei Karpukhin (RUSSIA)

Winners:

First: walrus – The annual “Scooting with the Nerds” takes place today in Provo Utah.

Second: charles austin – Ben Rothleisberger adopts a marginally safer mode of transportation, though perhaps a helmet would still be a good idea.

Third: juspassinthru – [puff] I’m [puff] going for [puff] the new [puff] Kenny G album. [puff]

Honorable Mention:

Hermoine – Tom forgot it was casual Friday.

Bithead – The Al Gore campaign announced today that it will only be using alternative transportation, giving up their jetting from place to place, while preaching environmentalism. (Hey, we DID say it was a fantasy, right?)

Adjustah – The race is on to replace Bill Gates.

FormerHostage – It sucks, only having 15 minutes for lunch!

Michael A – A glimpse of the morning commute undertaken by lawyers and paralegals defending Lewis I. “Scooter” Libby.

Gollum – Andrei the Hydrant.

Wishful Thinking Award

FreakyBoy – The unexpected news that Kevin announced the winners to a Wizbang’s Caption Contest on time, causes a captioning-nerd riot to stampede to the nearest free wireless hotspot.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

What happens after the internet has been down for 5 minutes.

Secret service Agents compete for who will get to push down John Kerry next during the 2008 Presidential races

Back to the Suture: A documentary on the increase of ER admissions due to razor accidents

By the time The Fast and The Furious XXIII – Scooter Libby razors Kiev was released the series had lost its luster.

The The Monday contest has already received a RED CARD for use of hands.

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