Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, July 31, 2006 · 1 comment

The All Dogs Go To Heaven Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Osservatore Romano/File/Arturo Mari)

Winners:

First: Matt – Blessed are the pee-makers…

Second: charles austin – Son of man’s best friend.

Third:(tie) Michael Demmons – “Oh, hell. I give up!!! Do you, Steve, take Rover to be your lawfully…”

Third:(tie) Adjustah – This new Pope’r Scooper is awesome!

Honorable Mention:

Scott_T – Why yes Pooches I *DO* have a Koran for you to use, why do you ask?

DaveD – The Pope greets the resupply convoy arriving just in time for today’s Eucharist.

SgtFluffy – Sgt Stadanko’s new drug dog took quite quite an interest in his Holiness

yetanotherjohn – Excuse me your holiness, but its the name of the breed, they weren’t canonized.

Caliban Darklock – In the wake of the recent molestation controversy, few noticed the church’s quiet handling of a scandalous leg-humping incident.

radio free fred – “There Ain’t No Stinkin Dogma In The Catholic Church.”

charles austin – Blessed are the Purina, in spirit.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Dog is my co-pilot

“There’s my Dogson… Dogdaughter… and Dogpa… and here at last is my Dogma.”

Naturally the Holy See had to consider that David Berkowitz was just a dyslexic holy man.

“I understand, my personal assistant has a little leghound in him too, if ya know what I mean.”

The has already found new methods to sneak across the border..

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