Caption Contest Winners
The I’m Not Touching You Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Chris Carlson)
The Winners:
First: Kenny – Girl in tiara: I’m the most real person here.
Second: Maggie – Clinton: “Shut my mouth and kiss my grits!”
Third: charles austin – “There’s no basement in the Alamo?”
Honorable Mention:
elliot – Why Monica, fancy meeting you here.
yetanotherjohn – This is the face of the democratic party.
Gollum – Tall Agent Purple Tie was eventually sent home for accidentally bumping his “weapon” into Miss Los Angeles’ back a few too many times.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Hillary: “… and that Vince Foster kept pointing with his finger too saying ‘I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you.'”
Girl in tiara thinking, ‘Last time I kiss a frog …’
DRUDGEBREAKING: Once out of the South and in California the southern drawl is replaced with, “Well gag me with a spoon…”
The 
Thursday Contest is already clowning around.
