Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, May 22, 2008 · 2 comments

The Kanga Rued the Day Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/File/Anoek de Groot)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: charles austin – Now we know why they had to tie the kangaroo down, sport.

Second: radio free fred – Ain’t Nothin’ Like A Bag Of Nuts With A Cold Drink

Third: Elmo – eBay … shop victoriously

HONORABLE MENTION

Gollum – Short of cash, Hillary pawns her congressional trophies on eBay.

Bithead – Beernuts

elliot – Goes without saying, you’ll need a set of balls to open your can of whoop ass.

physics geek – While the new bottle openers proved to be great stocking stuffers, they had a tendency to make bottles foam over if handled too much.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Agressive marketing finally got rabbits of the hook as targets for lucky charms.

New this Christmas… The Lorena Bobbit Bottle Opener.

Kobe was always willing to part with these balls.

The Tnursday Contest picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.