Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, July 24, 2008 · 1 comment

The Green Party Candidate Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Roswell Daily Record, Mark Wilson)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Bithead – Product testing for the world’s first 50kw cell phone did not go well.

Second: yetanotherjohn – Soylent green is now also available in red.

Third: elliot – I guess you didn’t get the memo…It’s casual “red” day.

HONORABLE MENTION

Boltwan – It’s official, the Democratic National Convention in Denver is now beyond parody.

John425 – Michelle Obama after one too many Mojitos!

radio free fred – “What Madonna And A-Rod Do Behind Closed Doors.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Eat recycled food… its good for the environment, and not too bad for you.

If you liked Obama Girl, You’ll love Cynthia McKinney Girl.

The Thursday Contest should’ve lain down with the Lions instead.