Caption Contest Winners
The Obamalanche Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/File/Paul J. Richards)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: William d’Inger – Obama thought bubble: “Damn, these voters all look like the presidents on dollar bills.”
Second: DaveD – “Now, now, let’s not push and shove. We have enough complimentary tire pressure gauges for everybody who’s come here today.”
Third: Wayne – Reporters reception of Obama
HONORABLE MENTION
Jack – Obamamaniacs–Like zombies…but with absolutely no interest whatsoever in brains. (VIA IMAO)
physics geek – Democratic Presidential hopeful Barack Obama met an untimely end when he was overwhelmed by the teeming masses of brainless zombies.
yetanotherjohn – Obama uses his Jedi mind powers to tell voters ‘This is the change you have been looking for’.
Michael – “Florida’s Gov. Crist hedges his Vice Presidential bets.”
charles austin – Well, to be fair the German people always seem to be a little too anxious to follow a strong leader.
markm – Obama: “Okay gang….get….your fresh brewed kool-aid here..”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The O’Zombies greet their High Priest — Obamhotep
Man of the media, by the media, and for the media
The crowd diminished somewhat after they found out it wasn’t tiger Woods.
Sorry folks, 15’s my limit on Snitzengruben.
The 
Thursday Contest has gone through a dozen pool boys.
Whoa! Gold! Thanks Rodney. I think I’ll go toggle that into my core memory and see what comes out on the teletype when I press the start button.
2B OR NOT 2B = FF
Um, shouldn’t that be:
2B|¬2B=FF
Hopefully your system renders the “not” sign symbol correctly.
Rod-Dawg, I know I win this thing all the time, but I don’t remember offering this caption–unless, of course someone is appropriating my identity (which, given my irresistible celebrity, certainly could be the case)
Thanks Triumph — you were second in the previous one, or not. I did my cutting and pasting too fast.
Thank God you’ve freed me from Triumph’s identity, Rodney. I got tired of signing autographs every time I left the house!!!!