Caption Contest Winners
The Magnum Opus P.I. Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/David Cheskin-pa)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: elliot – Soldier, I’ll have you know that I fought in Waddle Canal. (…must’ve served as an aquamarine… – rd)
Second: yetanotherjohn – I know what to do if the emperor has no clothes, but this is ‘above my pay grade’.
Third: Willim d’Inger – “That’s him, but I won’t seek a paternity test.”
HONORABLE MENTION
Bithead – Look at this, Herbie… a lawn dart with legs!
markm – Penguin: “SOLDIER…do I amuse you?..you think i’m funny?, how, like a clown?”
FormerHostage – “Where are you from, son?” “Madison City, Missouri, sir!” “….Never heard of it.”
Elmo – Ya think this Speedo makes me look short?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Alright which one of you took the last of the Strawberry’s and Ice Cream?”
“Niagara Falls!!!!…. Slowly I turned…”
“I am not like other famous Norwegian’s on your Kroners.”
“Nope, I’ve never been on the Telly”
The 
Thursday Contest thinks you can prevent forest fires..
Thanks, Rodney. Bronze ain’t too shabby. I mean, you’ve got to live life while you’ve got the chance. I suppose you realize JonBenét Ramsey would have been 18 years old this month? It’s too bad I didn’t think of that before the college thread got so far down the page.
Hey, thanks for the first place slot – elliot