Caption Contest Winners
The Crane-your-neck Kung Fu Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Sang Tan)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Steve – Even a little Wang can make a woman smile.
Second: Boyd – I shoulda known that Mongolian BBQ was gonna play hell with my bowels.
Third: William d’Inger – Contemplating converting to Christianity, He Pingping surveys his “born again” options.
HONORABLE MENTION
physics geek – Svetlana: “You have to be thiiiisss big to ride this ride.”
G.A.Phillips – Talk about a happy meal under the golden arches.
elliot – As the Presidential motorcade passes by: Svetlana: “Do you see Bush” Pingping: “Uh, sure do.”
markm – “Heh, and I thought a sky box was some expensive seating at a sporting venue…”
Dave Schuler – Long on promises, short on results.
Elmo – Once confidently ahead in the polls, Obama begins lashing out. And attempts to move out from under Governor Palin’s shadow.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Confucius say: “Short man have crack up.”
“No, I’ve never heard of doing a six point nine.”
“Hollywood…. Hollywood!!”
“Who said the Hadron Collider wouldn’t have any adverse effects.”
The 
Monday Contest is already looking balefull.
Thanks for the HM – Elliot
Yeah, same here though I thought my “gals at the infant dump” was pretty strong.