Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, October 13, 2008 · 1 comment

The Blue Lips, Fast Quips Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Bystander – “Do you mind if I call you ‘that One’ tonight?”

Second: G.A.Phillips – McCain thought bubble……now how did Cheney put it……..

Third: Wyatt Earp – McCain’s Inner Voice: “Don’t look at his blue lips, don’t look at his blue lips . . .”

HONORABLE MENTION

Elmo – Two men enter, one man leaves.

Bithead – The very first deployment of the Nuclear joy buzzer

markm – McCain “..my friend, my VP is totally hotter than yours”

Hodink – Senator John McCain and That One shake hands.

John425 – Two Men’s Wearhouse mannequins display suits on sale- “I guarantee it!”

MikeM – When McCain tried to share bowling tips, Obama displayed his basketball defense.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“The Blue Man Group called, They want their lips back.”

John: “Uh… Do I shake hands with you or the teleprompter?”

“You gonna do a Picture Page tonight?”

Mano-a-obamo

McCain (thinking): “Don’t like ‘This One?’ How ’bout ‘Schickelgruber.’

The Monday Contest is sitting two minutes for an ethics violation.