Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, November 17, 2008 · No comments

The Big Rock Candy Mountain Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Alix Guigon)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: John425 – Thermostat to 95 degrees? Aye, aye, captain.

Second: Bithead – Why are you snickering like that, Cindy?

Third: Timmer – Dibs on the Cupcakes!

HONORABLE MENTION

Cowboy Blob – Sorry… I ate the panties

Brandon – Sometimes you feel like a nut… sometimes you don’t!

charles austin – The autumn collection from Willie Wanker and the Chocolate Factory.

Bithead – Is the girl, hollow?

Bystander – ” … that’s right, she actually thought Africa was a country … but you didn’t hear that from me.”

Maggie Mama – In an attempt to get more white people watching, Chocolate News has just announced a new co-host, seen in photo above, for David Alan Grier.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Mayor Nagin was actually planning for Chocolate titty

Beware the Hershey squirts

The Monday Contest is already planning on new drapes.