Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, January 1, 2009 · 2 comments

The Northern Blast Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Alexander Demianchuk (RUSSIA)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: charles austin – On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Hummers humming, eleven snipers sniping, ten LAWS-a-rockets, nine lads-a-lancing, eight grenades-exploding, seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.

Second: odograph – There is a downside to US toy safety standards.

Third: G8rsgirl – Holy Christmas am I glad I wasn’t on his naughty list this year…

HONORABLE MENTION

bystander – Santa decided to add shock to the awe of Christmas.

Anderson – When they declared war on Christmas, they forgot that Christmas might fight back ….

mpw280 – Israeli Santa delivers gifts to the good and deserving members of Hamas.

yetanotherjohn – With retail sales slipping, the traditional holiday war between Macy’s and Gimbal’s has heated up.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Ho Ho HO-witzer

Festivus? My arse…

“Dang Easter Bunny and his pellet gun…”

The New Years Contest has yet to hit a sour note.