Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, January 29, 2009 · 1 comment

The Global Shrinkage Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Ng Han Guan)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Maggie Mama – On your mark…. Get set…. Noooooooooooo!

Second: Bithead – Research proved that swimming in ice cold water tends to produce Polar-oids.

Third: John425 – Top Russian Olympian, U’ll Freezurnutsov demonstrates his speed-diving skills at Moscow trials.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

DRUDGEBREAKING: Chinese accused of trying to freeze Phelps out of a medal.

The Thursday Contest is already shaving it pretty close.