Caption Contest Winners
The Unsafe At Any Speed Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Courtesy of Joseph Carnevale)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: G.A.Phillips – I AM STIMULUS MAN!!!!!!!!!!
Second: FormerHostage – It poops traffic cones.
Third: elliot – Safety Message from the ‘Caution Guy’:…”Life or Death! It’s me or the highway”
HONORABLE MENTION
Michael – Leaked trailers for the 3rd Transformers movie leave something to be desired.
Rachel Edith – “Up where I live, people pay the f*ing tolls.”
yetanotherjohn – The Tin Man’s angry cousin is trying to hitchhike to the Emerald city.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Hellboy Officially jumps the shark
The antennae requirements for digital TV had some quirky side effects
The Illinois State Trollway
The Monday Contest has already broke the bank.
Some people’s superheros are other people’s villains……
Oh, and thanks Rodney:)
Crush Limbaugh, of course
Thanks for spot number three – Elliot
lol…
Formerhostage: I always wondered where those things came from. Can they be used as an energy source?