Caption Contest Winners
The Jackpot Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AFP/File/Jimin Lai)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Eric Florack – A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
Second: DL – “Hmmmm; what is this about funds delayed until bailout check arrives?”
Third: elliot – We’re sorry, you must make a cash deposit at the next window before you can proceed……
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
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What’s withdrawn in Vegas… Stays in Vegas.
Sorry for the delay. My abode has been without power for 24 hours, but I do now own a brand new generator.”
The Thursday Contest is ready to be boarded.
Sounds like a happy DTE customer. If it helps, I just read that they are down to only 80,000 without power 😉