Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, September 17, 2009 · 1 comment

The Fickle Finger of Fate Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Bradley C. Bower, File)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Stormy Dragon – Specter appears before the electoral death panel.

Second: Elmo – Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!

Third: Kevin R. Siekierski – “Senator, I can clear the room of angry protesters, just pull my finger.”

HONORABLE MENTION

FormerHostage – I knew a weasely, self-centered, back-stabbing, d*uchbag, and YOU sir are not…oh wait.

Donald Sensing – Senator Specter: “Sir, if you would just hold your finger still, I will pull it, I promise.”

DL – Will you allow me to be your surgeon, Senator?

Deathlok – After reading Flash comicbooks for years, Zed was able to vibrate his molecules enough to reach inside Specter’s head.

Alex Knapp – Senator Arlen Specter (D) takes note of the too-fast-for the eye movements of the man’s finger and realizes that he is trapped in the Matrix.

elliot – Rock, Paper, Scissor!!! Okay, best out of three.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Say it don’t spray it

I just crapped my pants

“SERENITY NOW”

The Thursday Contest has been foiled again.