Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, April 5, 2010 · 2 comments

The Way to The Egress Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Saul Loeb)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Jeremy – Another intense competition of “Dance, Dance Revolution” inside the Oval Office.

Second(tie): Doug Mataconis – Quick Obama, to the Bat Cave ! (make that moonbat cave – rodney)

Second(tie): charles austin – Hurry Boy Blunder, statism won’t just implement itself!

Third: elliot – Where will you be when your diarrhea strikes?!!!!

HONORABLE MENTION

Michael Hamm – The race is on to see who achieves the lowest Poll numbers first.

Elmo – Starsky & Putz (or maybe Sarksky & Putz – rodney)

Maggie Mama – Sarkozy: “First one to the podium gets to sit with Carla at dinner tonight.”

MstrB – Merkel. Bikini. RUN!!!!!!

Rachel Edith – “Last one to the Easter Egg Roll is a rotten egg.”

charles austin – We are the government and we’re here to help. Ourselves.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Obama: “Not bird, nor plane, nor event Frog (Sorry Sarky), its little old me… Blunderdog.”

Sarkozy: “Man you should lay off the beans, you really know how to clear a room.”
Obama: “It wasn’t me… It was Bo… Honest…”

Obama: “What’s the most common French phrase.”
Sarkozy: “I give up.”
Obama: “No really, what is it?”

Dynamic Duo – ur doin it rong

another fine mess you’ve gotten us into Olliebama

The Taxman Two-step

The Monday Contest has already lapped Jeff Gordon.