Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, November 22, 2004 · 1 comment

The What’s in Your Wallet Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Yahoo! – World Photos – AP

Thanks to all that participated, again there were many excellent captions

The Winners

First(tie): Cricket – “Xena and Gabrielle? WHERE!???â€

First(tie): arky – The newest ad for the CapitalOne “no hassle†card was set to feature rampaging vikings threatening the troops in Afghanistan. Unfortunately, not all of the forces there were advised in advance, so filming was abruptly, and violently cut short.

Second: keith taylor РTroops complained that the USO show̢۪s performance of the final scene of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid was historically inaccurate.

Third: Scott_T – After finishing their Knightly Meals from Iman Mohammed’s Fast Food, they quickly put on their prizes and enjoyed them. (OK, OK, I watched Shrek 2) 😀

Honorable Mention:

david tanner – US Generals have devised a new strategy that they hope will satisfy complaints among captured terrorists that the War in Iraq isn’t a “fair fight.†High-level officials at the Pentagon say they are confident that the loin-cloth wearing duo wont have any problems subduing the uprisings in Mosul by Thanksgiving.

Myopist – Deus vult, [EXPLETIVE DELETED].

Eric – The Friday night D&D games were starting to get a little out of hand.

Rodney’s bottom of the barrel

After a brief indoctrination period, where the embedded journalists from the MSM were forced to improvise their own defenses against insurgents, their reporting turned more favorably towards the Marines

The Head Honcho contest will continue until Wednesday PM