Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, March 17, 2005 · 2 comments

The Be Sirius Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Fotopress, Ross Setford)

The Winners

First: Laurence Simon – “Hello, DogStar?”

Second: dougrc РTrunk monkey!!? Hell, I̢۪ve got a real security system!

Third: jufray – RUMSFELD purchased the newest “up armored†H2 with optional siren.

Honorable Mention:

Steven Taylor – The Borg were not as fearsome in their earlier incarnation

Maggie – The American Kennel Club has officially announced the approval of a new canine breed: The Howard Dean.

The Man – Sandy Hood quickly found out that 1) it is not wise to stick your head out of the sunroof and 2) the button that closes the sunroof on the 2003 Kia Sportage is on the center console.

The Thursday contest has already started.