Caption Contest Winners
The Pork Fried Rice Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Photo by Kimimasa Mayama/Reuters
The Winners
First: T. Lung – “Hey, Konishiki, 47 cheeseburgers to go. . .and hold the rice. . .”
Second: Stormy Dragon – “Wow, Odd Job, you were right—You can hit John Kerry from all the way over here.”
Third: Mark – No, no, no lady! For the last time, I am NOT Reuben Stoddard.
Honorable Mention:
Michael – Seriousry, she kicked my ass, and she rooks great in a diaper.
Brandon Jaynes – Damn girl, I could eat you up- -no, seriously, I’m really freakin’ hungry!
McGehee – “I told her my manhood was in proportion to my waist size, and she believed me!â€
The 
Thursday contest has already started.
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Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“…And after I got up, guess what I had stuck in my butt crack? Can I keep her?”“I’m from com-on-I-wanna-lay-ya”
“He’s on the heavy side, but he smells better than Rumsfeld”
“Condi says she’s gonna hook me up with Kirstie Alley. WOO WOO WOO”
“My Precious….”
You are too kind. Thank you.
T.L.
Hey Man, What did you say was in that chit?
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Lemur – the other white meat!
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