Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, April 7, 2005 · 3 comments

The Insane Clown Posse Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Goran Tomasevic

The Winners

First: Eric – There’s a reason kids are scared of clowns

Second: The Dread Pundit Bluto – Ahmed came to regret telling Mahmoud that he would “do anything Allah wills” to help finance the Jihad.

Third: Elisson – Mahmoud Abbas announced today that Hamas and the Al-Aqsa Martyr’s Brigades have accepted the conditions laid down by the Palestinian Authority for a “kinder, gentler Intifada. . .with clowns!” Details on the planned Palestinian Petting Zoo are also expected to be released shortly.

Honorable Mention:

Laurence Simon – “No Syrian Intelligence Agents here, little Lebanese boy. Just clowns. Happy, heavily-armed clowns ready to martyr themselves for Allah.”

Literally Retarded – In a single moment, Sally determined to run for Congress.

Brandon Jaynes – The new NRA marketing plan, targeting the 3-8 age group, has been a huge success.

The Monday contest has already started.

More Below the fold

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Who you calling a Bozo, Kid?

Clown: “Squeeze my red clown nose.”
Girl: “But that’s not your nose.”

Guns don’t kill people, Clowns kill people.

AP BREAKING – In late breaking news today, the World Clown Hall of Fame concluded that Emmett Kelly is no longer the world’s saddest clown.

“Yea, I’m ‘fraid of clowns, but I’m more ‘fraid of Santa, he carries an RPG Launcher.”