Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, January 9, 2006 · 1 comment

The Andres Cantor Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Michael Kooren PICTURES OF THE YEAR 2005

Lot’s of puns and funny entries. Here’s the winners.

Winners

First: Laurence Simon – Red card, yellow card, or a Hallmark card with flowers over a candlelit dinner?

Second: T. Harris – To his horror, Manny immediately realized that Julio had definitely committed a Brown Card violation.

Third: Jonk – Alberto gets a closer look, waiting for the monkey…

Honorable Mention:

Dawn – Goooooooal!!

FreakyBoy – Since the use of hands is illegal, Renaldo’s ponders his remaining options.

DaveD – It became obvious that the coach’s directive to “keep your eyes on the ball” was just not specific enough for some of his players.

Lorg Skyegon – Jose had trouble choosing between his soccer career and his proctology scholarship. He tries to make the best of both worlds.

Combat Banker – Carlos gave a great Header

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Jees, not another Trunk Monkey commercial.

“Uh, Maybe Elephant Neuticles weren’t such a good idea, Ted.

“I’m not stalking, I follow lots of things.”

Objects in rear are larger than they appear

The Monday contest is already getting this party started.