OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Image by Carolyn Kaster / AP
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Image by Carolyn Kaster / AP
FILED UNDER: Uncategorized, Contests
My crystal ball says I’m screwed.
President Obama works the undecided Metron vote.
“i see……nothing”
“I’ve got this ball of hot air I’m going to sell you. And you’re going to buy it, just like you did in 2004.”
“Haaaaadouken!”
“Richard Branson may be able to hold a 737 in his hands, but I can hold the power of the sun in mine.”
I just want to put my hands around Joe’s throat and choke the life out of him ever so slowly.
The press would come to regret their insolent questioning of the heir to The Fire Nation.
The President holds the key to understanding climate change in his hands.
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The Magic Eight Ball says: “Yes, you are a light worker. Very light. But a heavy golfer!”
I see that Rev. Sensing has beaten me to the Magic Eight-Ball comment. Now I have to figure out something stupid to say. Fortunately, that shouldn’t be difficult:
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“Awesome. I just found the inspiration for an AC/DC song.”
“The flying monkeys look awfully weird in this thing.”
“What is with the big lidless eye I see in this thing?”
“and the award for best supporting actor goes to …”
“If I am able to fit this thing into Joe Biden’s mouth, maybe he would sound literally brilliant! …. Nah, wouldn’t help.”
“Never fear, Sargon is here!”
“Mike Akin will say what many Republicans actually believe”
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“Carolyn, take the shot now if you want it to appear on perfectlytimedphotos.com!”
“Talk to me Goose.”
“Jerry Lee Lewis gave me his spare.”
“Just a hunka hunka burning love!”
The world’s biggest boob finally meets his match.