OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM




(AP Photo/Ahn Young-joon)

Winners will be announced Monday

Comments

41 responses to “OTB Caption Contest”

  1. Matt Avatar

    It’s raining mutant fish. Hallelujah!

  2. JazzShaw Avatar

    The long anticipated Devo comeback tour kicks off in Asia.

  3. JazzShaw Avatar

    Introducing the new RadCo umbrella: for when plastic and duct tape just aren’t enough.

  4. JazzShaw Avatar

    The new school uniforms raised more than a few eyebrows.

  5. Matt Avatar

    A nice turnout for Homer Simpson Appreciation Day.

  6. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    “Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee ….”

    (The one, the only, Muhammad Ali)

  7. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    Radiation clean-up crews are busy as bees.

  8. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    This is not your mother’s Expedient Personal Protective Equipment (PPE).

  9. Doug Mataconis Avatar

    Since the nuclear accident, police in Tokyo have been forced to adopt new rain gear.

  10. Stormy Dragon Avatar

    o/~ We’re singing in the rads, just singing in the rads… o/~

  11. John425 Avatar
    John425

    Coming soon to a theater near you: “Godzilla vs. Nuclear Tron!”

    North Koreans model new radiation-deflecting rainwear.

    Introducing: All Weather “Glo-wear”.

    The “Glo-wears” dance to the tune, “You Light Up my Life”

  12. michael reynolds Avatar
    michael reynolds

    I’ll steal one from Blue Oyster Cult:

    History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man
    Godzilla!

  13. Neil Hudelson Avatar
    Neil Hudelson

    Worst-timed flash mob ever.

  14. The Monster Avatar

    When a hornets’ nest at the Fukushima plant became exposed to radiation, it led to the creation of the Hornet-Men, much like the radioactive spider turned Peter Parker into Spider-Man

  15. chsw Avatar
    chsw

    Fukushima still retains its title as “Japan’s Home to the Burlesque Line.”

    chsw

  16. John Burgess Avatar

    Fallout from the WI Supreme Court election reaches Japan! Video at 11:00.

  17. charles austin Avatar

    T-t-t-talking ’bout my radiation. Hope I die before I get old…

  18. charles austin Avatar

    Turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so…

  19. charles austin Avatar

    Whatever happened to all this season’s losers of the year?

  20. charles austin Avatar

    My “Woe Men!” in Tokyo…

  21. charles austin Avatar

    The radiation and pain falls mainly on the plain…

  22. charles austin Avatar

    The latest Busby Bezerkly musical.

  23. charles austin Avatar

    Neun and neunzig daft walloons…

  24. charles austin Avatar

    As a noted scientist it’s a bit suprising that she blinded me with pseudo-science…

  25. charles austin Avatar

    The man in the street draggin’ his feet don’t wanna hear the bad news…

  26. Robert W. Armijo Avatar

    1) “It’s ‘Reigning Men’: I mean, radioactive isotopes (iodine –131)!”

  27. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    “Bee all that you can bee!”

    (Candidate for Bottom of the Barrel)

  28. charles austin Avatar

    Nice to think that that umbrella led me to a vow.

  29. charles austin Avatar

    The brolly follies?

  30. charles austin Avatar

    Fall Out Boy reunion tour.

  31. yetanotherjohn Avatar
    yetanotherjohn

    What do you call a bunch of comics make jokes about radiation? RADicals

    cut, cut, cut. Fourth on the right, would you please get your umbrella in line.

    The NYT reported a million man march against nuclear power in Seoul.

    The rally was a success even if they didn’t get enough people to show up for the volume clothing discount

    You know, if one of those nukes blows up near Seoul, they are going to be in deep kimche

  32. Cowboy Blob Avatar

    Sadly, there was so much lead shielding in their umbrellas that they couldn’t raise them above their heads.

  33. Robert W. Armijo Avatar

    2) Inspired by the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant disaster, this year’s latest spring fashion line: fission wear.

  34. Robert W. Armijo Avatar

    3) Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant workers lineup to get their Xmas bonuses a little earlier than expected this year.

    4) Although management would not explain the reason for it, Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant workers nevertheless lined up to get their Xmas bonuses a little earlier than expected this year.

  35. Robert W. Armijo Avatar

    5) SNL’s “Attack of the Africanized Radioactive Killer Bees” makes its red carpet movie premiere.

  36. Robert W. Armijo Avatar

    6) Inspired by the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant disaster, the latest in this year’s must have spring fashion survival line along with an ample supply of can goods and shotgun shells: Fall Out Shelter Wear.

  37. Robert W. Armijo Avatar

    7) Shareholders of the Tokyo Electric Power Company gather outside an emergency board meeting called to discus their options regarding the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant disaster in order to prevent a hostile takeover by Godzilla.

  38. Robert W. Armijo Avatar

    8) With Godzilla looming on the horizon in a hostile takeover attempt, shareholders of the Tokyo Electric Power Company gather outside an emergency board meeting called to discus their options regarding the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant disaster.