OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Winners will be announced Thursday

Comments

37 responses to “OTB Caption Contest”

  1. Tom Knighton Avatar

    It’s Howdy Doody Time!

  2. Jeffrey Benedict Avatar
    Jeffrey Benedict

    I forgot what I was saying over 5 minuets ago but you will applaud by enthusiasm!

  3. John Burgess Avatar

    True photo or CGI? Only the cameraman can tell…

  4. Michael Hamm Avatar
    Michael Hamm

    And here’s another lie for you.

  5. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    I’m warning you, TOTUS, quit joking around and switch back to English now!

  6. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    Did you let Sasha get access to TOTUS input?

  7. Rock Avatar
    Rock

    I’m pointing at you, Rush Limbaugh. So there!

  8. Mr. Prosser Avatar
    Mr. Prosser

    Hey, Boehner, see that tea party rabbit in front of the cave? Go take it on, ga ‘head, ga ‘head.

  9. Axel Edgren Avatar
    Axel Edgren

    Is THAT the guy leading the republican primary polls?! Are they trolling us?

  10. Doug Mataconis Avatar

    Let me be clear, I have no idea how I convinced you people to give me this job.

  11. Michael Hamm Avatar
    Michael Hamm

    Do you know where that finger has been?

  12. mannning Avatar

    See! It’s not working! Get the techies in here and fix that damn teleprompter right now!

  13. mannning Avatar

    Do I have to give you an economics 101.5 lesson? Spending is good!

  14. mannning Avatar

    Taxing is better!

  15. rodney dill Avatar

    “Repeating my Nobel Peace Prize? …. Missed it by thaaat much.”

  16. John425 Avatar
    John425

    Obama poses for Uncle Sam poster of: “I Want YOU…to pay higher taxes!”

    Obama: “Let me make this clear–deficits are a distraction.”

  17. yetanotherjohn Avatar
    yetanotherjohn

    Disney World introduced an interactive presidential animatronic. You pull Obama’s finger and get a short, but explosive political speech.

  18. peterh Avatar
    peterh

    Now where was I on that teleprompter thingie

  19. John425 Avatar
    John425

    Obama: “I see you Ferris Bueller! Come out from behind that Boehner prop.”

  20. Donald Sensing Avatar

    “I don’t care, Obama is awesome! Oh, wait ….”

  21. Donald Sensing Avatar

    “No, Carney, I want the first teleprompter over there. Get this right!”

  22. Donald Sensing Avatar

    “In a moment, when I extend the next finger, somebody had darn well better put a lit cigarette between them.”

  23. Wiley Stoner Avatar
    Wiley Stoner

    I don’t often agree with Doug, but that was best caption. Bar none.

  24. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    Brad Wilson, you’re no Bill O’Reilly so next time you better let me finish my answers.

  25. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    correction:

    Brad Watson, you’re no Bill O’Reilly so next time you better let me finish my answers.

  26. MikeM_inMd Avatar
    MikeM_inMd

    I need someone new to blame, and I choose …. you!

  27. PeterOski Avatar
    PeterOski

    “…and that’s how if we cut just this one stripe from the flag, we can reduce government red ink by enough to balance the Federal budget. Honest.” – Barrack Hussein Obama

  28. Robert W. Armijo Avatar

    President Obama is immortalized by the Hollywood Wax Museum — Branson, MO.

  29. Robert W. Armijo Avatar

    President Obama as he generously poses for another aspiring Orange County Republican “political satirist”.

  30. Robert W. Armijo Avatar

    Pictured without makeup (Photoshop effect added later), Obama makes the cover of the Orange County Republican Party’s premier issue of its “political satirist” publication: Birther Magazine.

  31. Robert W. Armijo Avatar

    Pictured without makeup (the ‘Chimp’ Photoshop effect added later), Obama makes the cover of the Orange County Republican Party’s premier issue of its “political satirist” publication: ‘Birther Magazine’ by Marilyn Davenport.

  32. Robert W. Armijo Avatar

    Pictured here without makeup (the ‘Chimp’ Photoshop effect added later), Obama makes the cover of the Orange County Republican Party’s premier issue of its “political satirist” publication: ‘Birther Magazine’ by Marilyn Davenport.

  33. Robert W. Armijo Avatar

    Pictured here without makeup (the ‘Chimp’ Photoshop effect added later), President Obama makes the cover of the Orange County Republican Party’s premier issue of its “political satirist” publication: ‘Birther Magazine’ by Marilyn Davenport.