Outside the Beltway

Comments

1. The Fury says:
   Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

   “This guy on my left smells like poo.”
2. Vast Variety says:
   Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

   “Sarge is sexy”
3. Mr. Prosser says:
   Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

   Wait a minute; is it left, right, left, right or right left, right left?
4. Vast Variety says:
   Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

   “Pickles?!?!”
5. Maggie Mama says:
   Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

   I’m warning you; keep your cross-hairs off my chiny-chin-chin.
6. charles austin says:
   Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

   We’ll scratch your eyes out.
7. charles austin says:
   Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

   Metrosexuals on parade.
8. charles austin says:
   Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

   I sure hope those things aren’t loaded. The rifles, I mean.
9. charles austin says:
   Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

   We are all individuals!
10. charles austin says:
    Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

    I’m not.
11. G.A.Phillips says:
    Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

    Only two things one thing comes from…..
12. Rock says:
    Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

    Obama looks down his nose at you like this, so do we.
13. Neil Hudelson says:
    Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

    Hold on…did someone just mention cake?
14. Cool Hand Luke says:
    Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

    “Zut alors! Zis is not ze “missionary position”. Zis is not ze French way.”
15. MstrB says:
    Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

    Vladimir loses the Viagra challenge.
16. FormerHostage says:
    Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

    Did I leave the iron on?
17. FormerHostage says:
    Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

    I wish he’d stop poking me in the butt with his rifle….hey…wait a minute!
18. rodney dill says:
    Thursday, 12 May 2011 at

    “Hmmmm…. Ice Cream truck is coming.”
19. Peterh says:
    Friday, 13 May 2011 at

    Damn…..can’t remember if I got the ammo clip with blanks or…….not…..
20. Michael Hamm says:
    Friday, 13 May 2011 at

    Clone Heads.
21. rodney dill says:
    Friday, 13 May 2011 at

    I’ll kill da wabbit
22. rodney dill says:
    Friday, 13 May 2011 at

    (thinking) “This soldiering sucks, maybe I could get a job following fat people around with a tuba.”
23. Greg says:
    Sunday, 15 May 2011 at

    It takes quite a bit of practice, but eventually, the barrel of an AK-47 will give you the closest shave you will ever have
24. Thomas Wayne says:
    Monday, 16 May 2011 at

    I think I just pooped my pants…
25. yetanotherjohn says:
    Tuesday, 17 May 2011 at

    Somehow I just don’t see these boy’s grandpas who fought in Stalingrad being all that impressed

    Haughtiness has a quality all it’s own.

    Maybe using a poetry contest to select which unit gets to march in the May day parade wasn’t such a good idea.

    The Russians must be 10 feet tall, they are sure looking down their noses at us.

    Very pretty, General. Very pretty. But, can they fight?