OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Tyrone Siu
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
REUTERS/Tyrone Siu
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
Is this the bus stop for the nuclear disaster?
The tourism industry in Japan just ain’t what it used to be.
What every well prepared tourist should carry in their luggage along with the carry-on parachute.
That Chinese pollution is worse than we thought.
In an effort to keep slime from sticking to them, the Christie Administration has taken to wearing hazmat suits at work.
And this is why we all moved to the moon in 2020
The Christie Cone Placement Team, reporting for duty sir.
Chinese Hazmat team prepare to clean up after the Broncos. No American workers could be found willing to take on the task.
The Republican Party’s diversity outreach effort continues
If you’ve ever been on a city bus, you understand.
“Oh, and you just knew Asuna was going to show up in designer black boots.”
The KKK models a new 21st century unform
Cleaning up after the Obama Administration crew.
Nuclear emergency or no nuclear emergency, the sign says “don’t walk”.
Greetings, humans. We come in search of dyes.
Gilligan’s Three Mile Island.
Obamacare mandated uniforms for everyone who leaves their home.
All dressed up and nowhere to glow.
This is one group that takes the “May increase sensitivity to sunlight’ medication warning seriously!
Devo prepares for its upcoming comeback tour.
Hillary’s advance 2016 team stands by in case any more blue dresses show up.
Republican operatives don hazmat suits to deal with another representative’s comment on women’s issues.
Are we not men?
I said white boots dammit! You always have to be different, don’t you?
Paul is dead.
White hazmat privilege.
Jabbawoceez take Manhattan.
Without my glasses they look vaguely like a cow, but I don’t think they are saying, “Eat more chik’n.”
I don’t think we’re in Kansas any more.
It’s a metaphor.
Everybody wants to be Walter White.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from a roving band of chicken-killing “health officers”.
Eschewing the standard-issue protective white footwear, Leann wears a pair of special chicken-resistant Louis Vuitton boots.
@Pinky: Crap you beat me to it.
Man #28: “Are we not men?”
Woman #53: “No, We Are Devo!”
The Sign Reads: “KOREAN EXTRAS FOR HIRE IN THAT BIG JAMES BOND SECRET SUPER VILLAIN HIDEOUT SCENE IN A SECLUDED ISLAND MOUNTAIN TOP, PLEASE WAIT HERE!”
“Not a very good James Bond movie. The Villain just eats a lot of beans, and his Korean staffers just wear chemical suits to protect them from the smell. Worse than usual!”
“Wow! That homeless James Bond movie from YouTube sure went high budget! This one has a bunch of Koreans hanging around outside the freeway to protect the villains shopping karts with bottle returns!”
Sadly, in George Jetson’s time, the KKK will still be around…..
To save money in a Sci Fi film….Spacemen land on a planet exactly like Earth…
“One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?”
Oompa Loompa’s first day of school.
Finally, the story behind Michelle Obama’s “Whitey” tape comes out!
@He who must not be named:
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The most beautiful caption about Koreans in chemical suits ever written, where even the angels will sing it’s praises for all eternity, and celebrate it in worship and song, and even the Lord himself will say, “Wow! Why didn’t I think of that?”
“I want to have a word with you, Wong. During last week’s deep sea diving practice I asked you to hold the squid’s tentacle. That was TENTACLE, Wong. TENTACLE…!”
“Hello, I’m from the state bureau of labor. I have a question for you Korean henchman employed by Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Has your employer been taking state and federal withholding taxes from your paycheck, as well as providing you health care in accordance with the new Obamacare rules, in addition to….”
In the latest James Bond adventure, state regulators shut down the villain before Bond even gets to him….
Where will you be when your diarrhea strikes…
POSTED: Do not eat the food! Do not drink the water! Do not breathe the air! Do not use the contaminated bathrooms! Lastly, no sex allowed! Option: Suicide!!!!!!!!!! drmrs 2/5/2014
Obamacare Implementation Team gets ready to do it to you.
One flu over the cuckoo’s nest?
The start of the hazmat flashmob craze.
Fair is fowl, and fowl is fair, hover through the fog and filthy air.
Damn, I knew art history was a bad choice for a major.
Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day.
Let me guess, another Maserati commercial?
Backstage at the Grammy Awards, the judges gather to cast their secret ballot for record and album of the year – And Winner is…Daft Punk!!!
This joke makes no sense….but, I wonder how Tonya Harding’s gonna do at the Olympics. Thank you…
The guy in the second row has a surprising nickname……Phlegmy…
Hopefully things turn out better this week for this group. Last week a member of the group drank too much beer, lost bladder control, and drowned….
Gee, SNL has sure jumped the shark with that new cast….
That corporate slogan of BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMICALS kind of failed it seems….
Maybe those nuclear reactor powered cars weren’t such a good way to cut oil dependence after all…