OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

REUTERS/Badi Khlif
Winners will be announced next weekend.
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced next weekend.
Recoil: It’s a b!tch.
Someday I will be a Big Boy Jihadi and I won’t have to use the little boy jihadi chairs anymore.
The things one has to do since they stopped making phone books.
That must be one humongous a$$. Look at all the chairs it takes to hold it!
Chair-ity starts at home….
Don’t blame me when you can’t find a chair someday and the terrorists have won…
Islamic State To Gather Up All Of Chairs In Syria And Iraq….
Another problem I have with Hamas…..Despite the name, try to find pork chops around there….Good luck partner!
In this country “rubbing one out” has a whole different meaning….
Does a Hamas sniper have to post a “Back In 5 Minutes” sign when they want a bathroom break?
At the end of a Hamas life, he that has the most chairs wins….
How to stop these snipers: Send the body of James Brady out on a motorized wheelchair to draw fire and then shoot back….
See what happens to a country without Internet porn…..Any questions?
Damn it! For the last time I say, “Just give members of Hamas disability checks like anyone else with limited mental capabilities…”.
How Hamas affords to buy arms: They don’t save towards a college fund for one thing…
In the Palestinian version of POPULAR MECHANICS this Hamas guy won the $25 prize for best household hint of the month….
In the other room, his half-wit brother stacked up all of the tables, but it pinned him against the ceiling, without a hole to shoot out of, so it didn’t do him any good….
Some no-good Hamas bastard does this and then you have the waste the afternoon sitting around some medical waiting room waiting for help reading CHILDREN’S HIGHLIGHTS Magazine. Life is so unfair….
How’d they get a picture of my stepson?
How’d they get a picture of my stepson? A housekeeper he is not.
Leave it up to Hamas. They wear that face mask so that no one recognizes them alone at home….
@Janis Gore: That was some Frat party last night!
These new Teenage Mutant Ninja dolls sure are lifelike.
{grumbles} bet the American’s don’t have to stack lawn chairs, they probably have a fancy ladder. I’ll tell you Amad, one of these days TO THE MOON!
“Wait! That’s no way to kill cockroaches!”
Man, I sure hope the Women’s Auxiliary at Trout Road Methodist won’t miss these.
People are getting serious about the intramurals lately…
It’s Beltie, OTB’s new mascot!
“Allah, please grant me the accuracy to shoot the things I cannot change, the courage to fire only a warning shot on the things I can & the wisdom to keep the difference to myself.”
“Darn slow internet! Take this, you sorry ISP!”
“Yikes! Israelis are now in the walls”
Feeling safe behind the drywall, Achmed the terrorist, draws a bead on a tank.
Achmed, the soon-to-be-dead terrorist, proclaims himself to be the Hamas CHAIR-Man.
For those pesky heathen neighbors, the latest feature in jihadi apartments: gun ports.
Terminix — Not here. Not now. Not in my house.
To kill midgets, I use one of those little folding beach chairs.
The 2016 “Ready for Hillary” Advance Team scopes out the Iowa caucuses.
This rent-controlled one-bedroom apartment in
San Francisco is listed for $2,700/mo on Craigslist.
You must be this tall to fire the sniper rifle.
Today in Syria there are seven snipers who must stand at their post all day so Amir can sit comfortably.
Living on reds, vitamin D and cocaine, all his friends can say is, “ain’t it a shame.”
He had finally had it with the landlord banging on the door and telling him to clean up the “pig sty”.
Say hello to my little friend.
Go ahead, make my bed.
Dude, you’re a little young for the “get off my lawn” thing.
Monday morning in Ferguson, MO.
Yeah, lawn furniture, bitch!
Tell me why?
I don’t like Mondays.
@RockThisTown: Win.
Staring through the scope for hours at a time his thoughts always circled back to his difficulties in keeping a girlfriend.
@charles austin: BWAHAHAHA!
Note how the soldier’s camouflage uniform makes him virtually invisible in his surroundings.
Hamas used the 72-hour cease fire to tidy up a little and buy some new furniture.
Having constructed his makeshift shower cam, Ahmed’s Allah Akbar! had a new vitality and slightly higher pitch.
Armchair Warrior
Because the vanguard of the cisnormative patriarchy never takes a moment’s rest.
Chris Christie will shortly introduce legislation that assault chairs may not be stacked more than six high in New Jersey.
A humorous moment from THE PALESTINIAN THREE STOOGES….”Hey, Moe-hammid! Look at what I invented”….”You knucklehead!”
Robin Williams wrote this final comedy bit, realized it wasn’t up to par, got depressed, and well, the rest is history….
SONNY & CHAIR…
THIS OLD HAMAS HOUSE…
AN OLD MAN AND THE SEAT….
“Did I tell you about the big one that got away…?”
The show Property Brothers didn’t translate so well when it became the Muslem Property Brotherhood in Gaza
In the Palestine Productions remake of Animal House, it wasn’t the horse they shot in Dean Al-Wormer’s office.
When did y’all get a webcam?
Surveillance like this sucks.
Achmed prepares to defend himself during “Shark Week”.
Lois Lerner takes the AK-
47th5th Amendment.Robin Williams is gone. But, this lawnchair guy and Andy Dick are still with us. Life isn’t fair….
He told his mom that the new PS5 came with 2 controllers and a maid!
“….damned Jehovah’s Witnesses….”
@PAUL HOOSON: BWAHAHAHA!
Wait for it…wait for it…