OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this one and the last contest will be announced next weekend or so.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. OldSouth says:

    She Who Must Be Obeyed, strolling the beach with her toy poodle and her lapdog.

  2. bill says:

    “i know it’s their job but i just don’t think the secret service agents really enjoy picking up dog poop”

  3. John Burgess says:

    “Did you say ‘sand shark’ or ‘land shark’? Anyway, I thought they were both at Martha’s Vinyard.”

  4. Tillman says:

    Politics: it turns out its effects are indistinguishable from spending a long time in Florida.

  5. Tillman says:

    (By the way, were there winners for the last contest and I just missed it?)

  6. jd says:

    Darn. Looks like the chastity lock fell off again.

  7. jd says:

    Is that a kielbasa in his pocket or is he just happy to be in a caption contest?

  8. jd says:

    Bill’s dog is so big it won’t even fit in the picture.

  9. jd says:

    Resorting to sniffer dogs to find their dignity.

  10. jd says:

    Hillary made use of extensive protective eyewear after Bill bought those sneakers.

  11. Moosebreath says:

    Hillary: I’ve had enough of your “Big Dog”. That’s why I got one more my size.

  12. DrDaveT says:

    “Are you sure this is where you buried her?”

  13. JWH says:

    Looking ahead to 2016, Hillary ponders whether she got the right dog neutered.

  14. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Robin Wiliams? I can’t express my sorrow. What a great comic! What a great man…..I’m going to miss that donor!”

  15. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Robin Wiliams? What a comic mastermind! What a genius….What a… Hey look at that bikini girl sunbathing with her top undone in the back….I feel an erection coming on….”

  16. He who must not be named says:

    Now you’ll put that thing on a leash. If you’d done it 20 years ago I’d be president right now.

  17. He who must not be named says:

    I’m getting C sick.

  18. Hal_10000 says:

    No, I’m pretty sure we buried the documents over here. Or was it there? Probably both, really.

  19. He who must not be named says:

    The twice and future president.

  20. John425 says:

    Hillary looks everywhere to find a significant accomplishment of her own.

  21. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “This is Casey Kasem here. I have a letter from a viewer named Bill Clinton who tells us how much he loves the show. Well, thank you Bill! – Remember, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for cigars…”

  22. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Hillary: “Hey, you just keep looking this direction or I’m bullwhip your ass back at the Motel 6 room…”

    Bill: :…Aw-right…”

  23. steve says:

    We know what kind of stain WON’T end up on that blue dress.

    Steve

  24. steve says:

    What’s the difference between Hillary and the dog?

    He could eat the dog is he had to.

    Steve

  25. steve says:

    Oops, is should be if.

  26. RockThisTown says:

    $300K a pop for speeches & they can’t afford bronzing lotion?

  27. RockThisTown says:

    Bloomberg has officially de-friended Bill due to his 20oz Big Gulp habit . . . and Monica, too.

  28. Guarneri says:

    @steve:

    Hi-yo!!

  29. al-Ameda says:

    “Oh, now I remember, this is where we took White House interns for their “orientation.”

  30. Guarneri says:

    Look, it was your idea to cover up the floppy ankles, ginormous derrière and flabby arms. How was I to know you only packed blue?

  31. PAUL HOOSON says:

    The escape from the laws of gravity….

  32. the Q says:

    “Hell, people like me so much I could run this dog for President and win.”

    “Uh, which dog Mr. President?”

  33. JWH says:

    Now retired from the presidency, Bill Clinton regularly converses with Squiggles, the three foot tall Cabinet secretary that only he can see.

  34. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I got nothing. I keep looking at it and zero zip nada.

  35. John425 says:

    Frumpy old woman fails to recognize the man passing by.

  36. CSK says:

    For some reason, the Modern Maturity swimsuit issue did not quite have the spectacular newsstand sales of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

  37. Mark Ryan says:

    “Hillary, there is no such thing as a pant suit sniffing dog!”

  38. Mark Ryan says:

    “Honey, we’re out here for the dog and if you do that again, I’ll rub your nose in it.”

  39. Mark Ryan says:

    Bill: “Hill look! That’s just as big as the dog!”
    Hillary: “I’m sorry, I really hadta go!”

  40. Hillary, hot on the Benghazi trail.

  41. You know, Hillary, you were right. That girl over there is a C-cup. Right-wing conspiracy, my ass. What was I thinking?!

  42. I beg to differ, Hillary. But I just don’t think that one will fit into this cup.

  43. I swear to you, Hillary. If I had another chance to do her all over again — I mean do it all over again — I would do her differently — I mean it, my administration, differently all over again. Wow! Whose that?

  44. The Clinton family summer vacation innocently spent in The Hamptons, combing the beach for any valuables left behind by the middleclass, which they helped to destroy, meltdown and sell to you know who? That’s right. The Chicoms, the Iranians and worst of all, the French. Thereby replenishing their war chest with the ill-gotten proceeds for their upcoming 2016 campaign: Assault on Benghazi II — This Time It’s Personal — Target America!

  45. Tell me the truth now, Hillary. Are you making me wear these puke lime-green shoes in a desperate attempt to make me look hip-hop in order to enhance your chances of winning the 2016 presidency? Or in a desperate attempt make me look senile in order to enhance your chances of winning the 2016 presidency?