OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Alexandre Meneghini)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AP Photo/Alexandre Meneghini)
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No, I tell you, we are going Chicago style. NY pizza is for losers.
This is where Saddam hid the WMDs. I swear it.
“So, I go down here and hang a left at the 7/11 and a right at Saddam’s fallen statue?”
“Yeah, no kidding! That used to be the American’s Wheelus AFB!”
Driver: “See that Hussein? I told you the Americans are rebuilding the WTC!”
Driver: “Is the synagogue that way?”
“I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”
“No, I am telling you that today’s password is ‘جمل,’ not ‘بئر نفط’.”
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Sweet Jeebus, the window washing homeless guys are carrying AK-47s now.
Sweet Jeebus, the squeegee guys are carrying AK-47s now.
You dumbass! These are not yarmulkes! Fleas on your mother and let us go on our way.
“Yeah, sure. Park right over there, next to the…Wait a minute, did you just say ‘Foot Locker’ or ‘Hurt Locker’?”
“Hey, have you heard the good news? Yvonne ‘The Run Away Cow’ just got captured.”
“Listen here, pal! I need your attitude right now like I need a hole in the head.”
“I’m sorry. Only AK-47’s and RPG’s are permitted. Camera cell phones beyond this checkpoint are prohibited.”
“I’m sorry. Only AK-47’s and RPG’s are permitted. Cell phone cameras beyond this checkpoint are prohibited.”
“♪ Slow down, you move to fast. You got to make the morning last…Feeling groovy…Feeling groovy ♪”
“Piss on you… I’m working for Mel Brooks.”
“So suicide attack parking on the left…. uh… do you validate parking?”
Have you seen a guy with some crazy hair running around in pajamas?
“We’re not the Droids, um, you’re looking for?”
“We just got a text that a wicked flash mob is about to go down.”
“Yes, this road takes you to Sirte – Wait! Turn up your radio! ‘♪ We got to believe we are magic and nothing will stand in our way ♪’ Oh, man. I love Olivia Newton-John.”
No, Abdul, I saw my camel Clyde right down there by that tent. If we can catch him, my buddy Tajeez here is going to ride him back to my house. He is a professional camel jockey, you know.