OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(REUTERS/Adnan Abidi)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(REUTERS/Adnan Abidi)
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Michelle: Barak, we seem to be going round in circles.
Barak: I know. It’s part of my re-election strategy. I get Nancy (Pelosi) dizzy, then I blame everything on the dizzy broad.
Michelle: Great idea. Maybe it’ll work better than the “Blame Bush” strategy.
PRESENTING Barak Obama and The Democrats! Going nowhere fast since 2008!
Quick: Which is the Democrat and which is the Republican? Why bother, they’re both going nowhere fast.
Tomorrow nights Republican debate on economic policy:
Perry: “Tax cuts! Less regulation!
Romney: “Bigger tax cuts! Even less regulation!
Jon Huntsman barely hangs on as the GOP race takes another predictable turn.
Don’t know where we’re goin’, but there’s no sense in being late.
(One of my favorite movie lines — From Quiqley Down Under)
The citizens watch and laugh at the political clown race, not realizing the whole program is resting a a rickety, gimcrack track of rotten wood.
Five years after Harry Reid first used the nuclear option, the resulting tit-for-tat between the two parties had left Senate debate nearly unrecognizable.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! it’s a YUGO!
Al Gore’s 2011 Speaking Tour has definitely taken it up a notch.
Jobs really are scarce!
Once a rising phenomena, NASCAR has resorted to sideshow type races to improve ratings
Now is NOT the time to remember you needed gas.
That thing gotta hemmy?
After her second stolen vehicle of the month, Melinda refused to let the perpetrators get away.
Both participants were ticketed for seat belt and helmet violations…
Okay, here’s the plan…
Just before the accident, billy jo was said to have yelled…. “WATCH THIS!”
Wow, these occupy protesters will do anything to poop on a car.
OK, The street is a wall… now occupy it.
“Up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful smart car….”
“Look, up in the sky: it’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…WTF?!”
I knew I should have made a left turn at Alberquerque.
Never a shortage of auditions for the new Jackass movie…..
Man, these new driver’s ed classes are hard.
“I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”
Recalculating…
Because, because the corporations…
Two men enter, one man leaves.
Mickey’s attempt to play Spiderman did not go as planned.
Al Davis’ funeral cortege did not disappoint.
Its all fun and games till Obama runs you over with a bus….sideways….
Inside the beltway.
KNEW I shouldn’t a had that last beer…
I didn’t realize Tina Turner was still that popular.
“If she can hang on for two more turns around the track, she wins a job interview with one of our corporate sponsors!”
Who knew “shovel ready” meant gravediggers?
The anti-NASCAR. Drive fast, do not turn left.
A rejected Allstate mayhem commercial.
“Surf the car! Surf the car!”
Do backseat drivers, drive you up a wall?
Can you believe the number of people who blindly listen to the voice directions from their GPS?
Ever since Garmin added Star War character voices, many drivers now believe “the force is with them.”
What’s that old adage? Oh, yeah, what goes up must come down!
Fast & Furious — spinning out of control — despite the White House attempts to apply the brakes,
When rooftop solar panels flopped, they determined that flutter kicks might improve your car’s mlleage.
When John traded in his SUV for a fuel-efficient auto, car pooling became a real challenge.
Looks like some Occupywallstreet protestors got bored with banging on drums 24/7.
Pee Wee Herman Cain’s Big Top Adventure: The Anti-Capitalism ‘Occupy Wall Street’ Detour!
99% to Democrats and Republican’ts: You’re Going The Wrong Way!
The DemocRAT RACE Party holds its nomination convention.
Herman Cain continues to insist that race doesn’t matter in America, despite the personal difficulty he encounters attempting to catch a New York taxi.
Herman Cain continues to insist that race doesn’t matter in America from atop a New York taxi.
The 2012 Prius: Yes, It’s That Fucking Awesome.
Where is Ralph Nader when you *really* need him?
“Hey . . . what’s this button do?”
“Whoa . .. half way there, whoa . . . livin’ on a prayer . . “
Harry Reid (from inside the car): “Hold on Barry! We’re almost to Vermont!”
Promos for the new movie Irritated Max: Beyond Smart Car Dome
“Push the button, Max!”
— Jack Lemmon (Prof. Fate) to Peter Falk (Max) in the 1965 comedy, The Great Race
@NickNot:
My favorite of the lot!! Very funny!