Outside the Beltway

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1. Dan says:
   Monday, 30 January 2012 at 06:00

   Everybody was class-warfare fighting.
2. Debbie Moss says:
   Monday, 30 January 2012 at 06:01

   If I had known they were going to let black people enter the dance contest, I might have reconsidered super gluing my hand to the inside of my pocket.
3. Rick Almeida says:
   Monday, 30 January 2012 at 08:43

   The mosh pit started before Rage Against the Machine got near the stage.
4. Doug Mataconis says:
   Monday, 30 January 2012 at 08:51

   “Reenact The 80s” Night went better than planners expected
5. That Other Mike says:
   Monday, 30 January 2012 at 09:09

   I used to dance like those guys, until I took an arrow to the knee.
6. David says:
   Monday, 30 January 2012 at 09:24

   It’s the Hokey Pokey, OWS style.
7. Tillman says:
   Monday, 30 January 2012 at 09:42

   They all saw the Kit-Kat bar simultaneously, but only Calvin had the foresight to be walking half-bent at the time.
8. JKB says:
   Monday, 30 January 2012 at 09:43

   The cast of ‘Fame’ protest for government mandated attendance of musical theater.
9. Gromitt Gunn says:
   Monday, 30 January 2012 at 10:00

   Clowns to the left of me, hipsters to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
10. David says:
    Monday, 30 January 2012 at 10:11

    Contrary to the Michael Jordan commercials, those briefs do ride up…
11. John Burgess says:
    Monday, 30 January 2012 at 10:22

    Kick-the-Can… not so much fun when it’s your own can being kicked.
12. Michael Hamm says:
    Monday, 30 January 2012 at 10:28

    Eek! A mouse.
13. John425 says:
    Monday, 30 January 2012 at 11:55

    Who knew zombies could dance?
14. KRM says:
    Monday, 30 January 2012 at 12:30

    Sheesh! You’d think that they’d never seen a bicycle.
15. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Monday, 30 January 2012 at 15:21

    Hacky Sack hooligans riot after World Footbag Cup is awarded to a guy that admitted he stuffed Mexican Jumping Beans down his hemp-knitted kick ball sack.
16. John425 says:
    Monday, 30 January 2012 at 17:53

    The “Anti-Capital Stomp” as performed by the dancing duo, “We Spent it All”.
17. MaggieMama says:
    Monday, 30 January 2012 at 19:42

    “Today’s music ain’t got the same soul. I like that old time rock n’ roll.”
18. Peterh says:
    Monday, 30 January 2012 at 19:44

    RUN! Here comes that pepper spray guy…..
19. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Monday, 30 January 2012 at 22:33

    Hacky Sack hooligans riot after the World Footbag Cup is awarded to a guy that admitted he stuffed Mexican Jumping Beans into his opponent’s hemp-knitted kick ball sack.
20. jd says:
    Tuesday, 31 January 2012 at 18:30

    There was a young man of hip-hop
    Whose act was a bit of a flop
    He paid his investor
    As a bubble-wrap tester
    Poppity-poppity-pop!
21. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Tuesday, 31 January 2012 at 22:21

    Hacky Sack hooligans riot after discovering catnip in their hemp-knitted kick ball sacks.
22. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Thursday, 2 February 2012 at 08:28

    Wait, wait. I finally got it! Ready? Here it is:

    Hacky Sack hooligans riot after their team “The Oakland Occupiers” win the World Footbag Cup.
23. MaggieMama says:
    Thursday, 2 February 2012 at 11:04

    Dorchester and Roxbury area residents are already rehearsing their riot “moves” which are expected immediately after the big Superbowl loss.