OTB Caption Contest Winners
The House of Pain Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The House of Pain Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: DrDaveT – Kokopelli Militia
Second: charles austin – Army training, sir! Boom shaka-laka-laka boom shaka-laka-laka boom shaka-laka-laka boom!
Third: JWH – It’s fun to stay at the Baghdad …. Y-M-C-A!!!!
HONORABLE MENTION
John425 – The sum total of all Democrats who are looking forward to next month’s elections
Eric Florack – The law of gravity has been repealed by presidential order.
Hal_10000 – Scientists don’t think that the latest effort to combat global warming by nudging the Earth’s orbit will actually accomplish anything.
jd – PBS presents “Gay Pride in the Age of Black & White.”
Tony W – In a recently discovered, rare, color photograph, Theodore Roosevelt’s “Rough Riders” are caught on film immediately after taking Kettle Hill.
Paul Hooson – ASYLUM found success with the flying shark adventure, SHARKNADO….So, naturally here comes some flying zombie adventure…
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
End of the third quarter at Camp Randall Stadium
Tune in again next week to FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN. (George Carlin)
Lemuel’s marching into the sea.
“OH, look they’re all jumping off a cliff… I’ve just gotta try that too… Don’t tell my mom.”
The always lost Fookowee indian tribe calls out for help. “Where the FOO-KOW-EE… Where the FOO-KOW-EE”
Groups that stutter should not sing the Y-M-C-A song.
Hey, I’m number nine! That’s nine-o baby! Take that numbers 10 and 11! Eat my dust!!! Yeah, whoa baby!!! Nine-o!!!
@Paul Hooson: Double digits suck
@rodney dill: No joke is too cheap for me, Rodney. I’m a true discount comic….BTW, I really had people laughing at the club with a comedy routine about how a new DJ walked into the dancer’s dressing room for some crazy reason, which is against club policy, and one of dancers shouted for him get out. I joked about how he probably caught a girl in her slip, and she screamed. But, then a few minutes later, she’s dancing in her birthday suit and bending in all sorts of positions, and that’s fine….I’m also a pretty good impressionist, so I did this weird theremin sound effect with my mouth, and then did the voice of Goofy from the Disney cartoons, “Yeah, I’m going to walk into the women’s dressing room. Yep, that’s what I’m gonna do. Yep. A-hu, A-hu…” I also have this outrageous routine about Abraham Lincoln being a loud and obnoxious guy who berates John Wilkes Booth in the balcony at the Ford Theater. “Oh, do come right in Mr. Booth. You’re late! We were expecting you….Yeah, I need this like I need a hole in the head”. And another as JFK as an annoying backseat driver in Dallas, repeatedly asking the driver if he’s going to drive by the Texas Schoolbook Depository, and whether he can buy a hot dog, balloon and souvenir hat there. And another with Walter Brennan as a musical guest on HEE HAW doing a gospel song. I have a few favorite routines I do….All of which are cheap laughs…