OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Heart Bern Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Heart Bern Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/John Locher)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Doug Mataconis – When a man’s an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I’m torn apart.
Just because I’m presumin’ that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had a heart.Second: Donald Sensing – “That Bosnian sniper’s bullet hit me right here, but my vest saved me! I’m not lying! At least I don’t think I am.”
Third: al-Ameda – “What, Jeb dropped out? Oh no!”
HONORABLE MENTION
Mu – “Another 1000 superdelegates, for me?”
RockThisTown – “Ooooh, is that my crown?”
Tony W – inEvitable: “Don’t cry for me Carolina!”
edmondo – “Get out of my way, people! Goldman Sachs just gave me a check for my next speech and I have to get to the bank before it closes.”
Paul Hooson – Cold as a witches’ tit…
Moosebreath – “Shot through the heart / And you’re to blame”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Uh… Hillary… Steve Harvey has a correction to make.”
The Truth? You can’t handle the Truth.
White Privileged Lives Matter.
Trump: “The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.”
The Flying Dutchman must always have a captain.
Not even an HM for my Susan Boyle reference? I’m crushed.
Thank you! – Ah, there’s good news popping up all over tonight! Apparently not every Black actor is boycotting the Oscars tonight. They left the doors unlocked, so Louis Gossett Jr. walked in and took a seat. He had no particular place to go and the refreshments are free…
@DrDaveT: Nice…. I remember Boyle… The problem with being obsure (even thought obscurity can be an important component of humor), is that if I don’t get it, it doesn’t do you any good. Sometimes I’ll google part of something that looks promising, but in this case I just took the song words at face value and it didn’t trigger any further curiousity on my part…. doh.