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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Best Two Out Of Three Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Monday, December 19, 2011 · 2 comments

The Best Two Out Of Three Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Maggie Mama – Romney: “I’ll bet you $10,000. I can take you!”

Second: John425 – Secret Mormon handshake exposed.

Third: Wyatt Earp – “Wonder Mit powers . . . activate! Form of a boring candidate!”

HONORABLE MENTION

Mr. Prosser – If you think I’m strong wait until you arm wrestle my husband.

jd – Hey, it’s either this or Death Panels!

Herb – “…and then pound it.”

Gollum – . . and at the end of it Romney was indeed on Santa’s shit-list.

KRM – “See? I’m still warm.”

Doug Mataconis – In an effort to win over Iowans, Mitt Romney has vowed to arm wrestle every senior citizen in the Hawkeye State.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

No, I’ve never been to Petaluma.

No magic underwear was harmed during the competition.

Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated,”

The Monday Contest already has a naughty list in mind.