World’s Greatest Orators
When you think of the great communicators of modern history, surely you think Ronald Reagan, Winston Churchill, and of course Ron Jeremy.
American porn star Ron Jeremy is to address the prestigious Oxford Union debating society.
Previous international figures to address the august society include Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan and Mother Theresa.
Jeremy has starred in some 1,700 adult films and claims to have slept with more than 4,000 women.
“Ron is the biggest and apparently the best in the business, so I’m sure he’ll have some fascinating stories to tell,” said Oxford Union librarian Vladimir Bermant said.
Jeremy will address the society on Wednesday.
“As far as I know it is the first porn star to address the Oxford Union,” spokesman Peter Cardwell said.
“I’m 99% sure of that.”
The Oxford Union is considered one of the English-speaking world’s most respected debating societies.
You have to give the guy some respect.
Anyone who looks like *that* and who has that much sex is, well, impressive.
But the thought occurs to me that if he gets the jitters, the old “imagine the audience is nude trick” really won’t help much.
Well, for one thing, he doesn’t have to worry who has the biggest dick up there.
Oxford, it would seem, suffers from lack of a 4-H Club.
A bit of hands-on barnyard animal husbandry might serve to demystify feats of banal sex for these desperately misguided carnal thralls.
“Slept with” is particularly inappropriate for a porn actor. I would actually be interested to know how many he’s “slept with” in the sense of copulation followed by same-bed somnolence. Possibly a single-digit number.