Yet Another Caption Contest Winners

Sorry for the two-day delay, but here are the winners:
First Place: Rodney Dill — If you’ve ever had a relative perish right after proclaiming, “Hey Y’all, Watch this!†You just might be a redneck.
Second Place: McGehee — Sometimes, lighting a match is just not a good idea.
Third Place: Ken — Formula 451 Racing.
Honorable Mention
JW — Coming to a cable channel near you: “Junkyard Wars—Extreme Outhouses Edition!â€
Brutally Insensitive Yet Hilarious:
Bithead — The Branch Davidians take their brand new RV for it’s first and only drive.
Ken, I’ll make you a deal. In the next caption contest we gang up on Rodney to keep him from winning.
Thank you, Leopold.
Bithead’s make me LOL, along with a number of other entries. Along the Davidian line this could also be the:
Janet Reno Assault Vehicle used to attack the Branch davidian complex.
With some of the competition that’s been showin’ up for caption contests around here lately, you’ve got a lot more than Rodney to worry about, McGehee.
Bithead really should have won, I demand a recount of OHIO!
I was surprised that there were no references to the Flux Capacitor.
In an attempt to win the “Alternative Fuels Car of the Year Award”, the driver for the Washington High Science Club ate only beans and eggs for a month prior to the time trials.
I guess this stuff is more important than a discussion of Rumsfeld’s “shut up & die like men” speech to the troops…
I keep trying to decide which one I like better. I’ve agreed with Anjin more often, but Ken has a sense of humor.