The contest is closed.

Via YahooNews

The winners:

1st Terry Oglesby: Don’t ask, don’t tell.

2nd April: Finally, proof that the soldiers of the North Korean army don’t have their heads up their asses…preferring instead the ass of the guy in front

3rd Matt: In North Korea, this is the only way to get new shoes.

Honorable Mention, John Lemon: North Korean soldiers ready themselves to be active participants in Kim Il-Sung’s annual Bowling the Troops Day. The beloved leader proclaims that being rolled over by a ten foot stone ball helps to strengthen the Communist Spirit.

Thanks for playing. Another one will be coming soon!