OTB Caption Contest
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
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Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Trump: “You’re fired, Sancho!”
Cruz: “God bless you, Sancho!”
Sancho: “OK, I will go, but I will take with me the votes of mis hermanos!”
Let Marco try it. He hates everything.
He likes it!!
“Mine is that long” “You lie” “The bible says that’s unnatural”
One tie, Two tie, Red tie, Blue tie,
This one has a little schtick, This one is a little shlick,
Some are sad. And some are glad
And some are very, very bad.
Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know. Go ask Vlad.
Rubio: “Come on, Candy. Did I flip on immigration? A little help here? Candy? Candy?”
That smell? That wasn’t me!
Asking the candidates to firmly point in their favorite direction wasn’t very fair on Rubio.
Marco, The Donald, and Rafael the Grouches.
Guess who drank Flint water on a dare?
Donald Trump is onstage with two angry Cubans. He better check his walllet…
Rubio is just plain happy that he didn’t have to sit at the children’s table…
“You kids better leave the room. Some things kids shouldn’t hear. This is a Republican debate…”.
The Three Stooges?
Unfair and unbalanced?
Alright, fess up. Who farted?
Larry, Curly, and Moe. Cue the ragtime music.
@Paul Hooson: …and unmedicated
“Well of course we’re going to throw poo at him.”
“OK, put out your right arm … ha, got you! Simon didn’t say!”
Trump: “you .. don’t get me started…”
Ted: “and you … who are YOU to … don’t get me started …”
Marco: “what? … what did I do? …”
Sighing, Davros realized the Mark Zero Dalek was not what he wanted
CNN Moderator “Who has the smallest **** up here tonight?”….and Rubio can’t catch a break.
Donald Trump wants to counter Ted Cruz among Christian conservatives, so he refers to Scripture when referring to Marco Rubio. “..And they shall be led by a child”.
Moderator: “Who farted?”
Ted Cruz: “Trump farted.”
Trump: “Rubio farted.”
Rubio: ” I have amnesty”.
In response to challenges from both Trump and Cruz, Rubio finally whips out “little Marco”.
Three Views On Race Relations:
Rubio: “Dr. Ben Carson withdrew from the presidential race”.
Cruz: ” I believe in law & order. They think they found O.J. Simpson’s possible murder knife”.
Trump: “It was a bad week for Black guys who stabbed people”.
Trump: “Hey, did you here about the former porn star who became a lawyer?”.
Rubio: “No?”.
Trump: “She claimed that she could anyone off…”.
Three men standing around bragging about the size of their caucus….
(right to left) Project no evil… Direct no evil… and Deflect no evil
Typical 3AM TV programming. Some bad Spanish language children’s TV show, some bad get rich on real estate infomercial spokesman, and some bad televangelist…
Another Trump University success story…
You know what’s wrong with this country? Donald Trump, willing candidate. Erin Andrews, reluctant porn star…
Trump: “How did I do in the debate?”.
Trump Campaign Manager: “You made a complete fool of yourself…And, went up another five points in the polls!”.
Rubio: “Why won’t you denounce David Duke?”.
Trump: “And alienate a potential running mate?”.
Trump: “Is George Zimmerman available as a running mate?”.
Say what you will about this circus, it will at least seem somewhat better than Hillary doing some future debate with leg irons…
Trump: “Say what you will, at least I’m make the trains run on time…”.
Voter: “Was Marco Rubio at the debate? I never noticed…”.
“I went to a fight and a Donald Trump rally broke out…”.
How can you tell a Donald Trump rally? It’s the only one that uses WWF referees…
Voters can’t wait to see the white smoke come out of the chimney once the delegates select a new nominee…
“After watching this, I need to unwind by watching people act more civil on Jerry Springer..”
“Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!”.
“If you kids don’t stop debating, I’m going to turn this car around!”.
High school debate teams were nothing like this…
Marco Rubio really needs to stop hiring preschoolers to write his Donald Trump insults. Calling Trump a “no good poo poo face” really hit a new low….
Trump: “Islam, that lam, I don’t know the difference…”.
Their preschool debate coaches must be mighty proud, yes sir…