Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, January 15, 2009 · 3 comments

The Iron Man Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Reinhard Krause (CHINA)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Bithead – Save a horse…. ride a cowboy…

Second: G.A.Phillips – Another hybrid that ain’t worth a shit!

Third: markm – Farmer Wu Yulu debuts his answer to the Segway. Wu said his invention would have been done sooner but the mock up of the cowboy from the Village People took longer than expected.

HONORABLE MENTION

Dyre42 – Rockem Sockem Rikshaw

John425 – Progress is made in strict accordance with the teachings of Chairman Mao.

DL – This would be great is it didn’t need batteries every twelve steps.

Hodinkyetanotherjohn – Inauguration Or Bust

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

New Sony Walkman

Leggo my Lego

“I just gots ta make it to the inauguration on time!”

Frau Blucher will be pleased

The Thursday Contest is lining up the back-up singers.