Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, September 5, 2005 · 3 comments

The Ara-media-ho Indian Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

I haven’t had a tie for first for a while, but these two were just too good to do anything else with.

(AP Photo/LM Otero)

The Winners

First(tie): Eric J. – Cindy was overwhelmed when Ward Churchill “pinned” her.
First(tie): Laurence Simon– “About that Israelis out of Palestine thing. . . can you get these goddamned palefaces off of my tribal lands, too? I’ve got casinos to build.”

Second: LJD – In an effort to reach out to Native Americans, Cindy Sheehan attempts to speak their language:
(hand oscillating) “woo woo woo woo woo woo”

Third: charles austin – Even Cindy Sheehan took a moment from her religious crusade, uh, I mean jihad, against President Bush to lament the bill of attainder the NCAA has passed against Chief Illiniwek.

Honorable Mention:

The Man – Chief: The bear urine will make you strong

Roger – Chief: Cindy, this pin will allow you free drinks in our casino.

Rachel Edith – “Ahhhh chooo. Ahhhh chooo. Sorry, Chief. In addition to rustling them, I’m allergic to feathers.”

Buckley F. Williams – “But they promised me that the construction worker was going to give me the award!”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Chief: “Oops, sorry its just a little prick.”
Cindy: “That’s what I was afraid of, but they say size doesn’t matter.”

Survivor: Little Big Horn – in episode 1, Cindy is voted off the islandReservation

After one simple question cindy just could not finish the conversation with the chief.
“How?”

“No Cindy, when I said I was a bush-hater, I meant I was gay.”

I knew I needed to come and see you “Medicine Man of Strong Yew tree” everywhere I went people kept chanting to me “Shaman Yew! Shaman Yew! Shaman Yew!”

Cindy: “What did you have me put up my nose, Is that some strong ancient Indian remedy.”
Chief: “Naw, thats just Crack dear.”

The Monday contest has already started.